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  • A Bad Translation by David Raffin

    by David Raffin ...
    A collection of short shorts (indecent and not), Jokes, and verse; A Bad Translation By David Raffin, by David Raffin doubles back on itself.A Bad Translation, but we will have to live with it.I once searched my heart. I found four chambers. And in one of them was a map. And in another a princess, though I believe she was a chambermaid. One can transcend their post. In love the heart may skip a ... Read more

    $6.86 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Lonesome Travelers

    guide to city / forest

    by David Raffin ...
    A teenage girl comes to read at a nursing home and is assigned to an elderly man no one ever visits. She doesn’t want to be here. It’s a court order. She interrupts him in his spartan room where he is staring out the window at a great bird in the smoky afternoon haze.Instead of her reading to him, he starts to tell her a story. The story is about the trickster Rabbit, condemned by the Fates to act ... Read more

    $8.23 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Sigmund, Falling Up!

    by David Raffin ...
    Sigmund, Falling Up! is the definitive story of the life and work of Sigmund Freud, as told by Zeppo Marx.A post-modern Jules Verne novel transmuted to an unseen Marx Brothers film.Sigmund is off with Madame Sophie Blanchard in her fabulous hot air balloon stuffed with fireworks, and Sigmund, who is reluctant only to speak of his own mother. In the mean-time, Carl Gustav Jung has taken to a ... Read more

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  • Tragic Stories Disguised as Jokes

    by David Raffin ...
    Tragedy and Comedy are often a matter of mistaken identity. The problem is they are the same thing. If it looks like one or the other, please tilt your head. Thank you.Tragic Stories is a collection of stories and columns by David Raffin. They combine History, Science, Fashion Tips, Mimes, Mythology, Satire, and Tips for modern life.David Raffin is a Metaphysicist, Writer, & Performer. His work ... Read more

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  • Sex Robot Cuddle Party

    by David Raffin ...
    Sex Robot Cuddle Party is presented as a lost novel by the son of the author, a pornographer and a communist. He infuses his creative work with political discourses.It tells the story of RainyDay Tranquility, captain of the corporate surveying vessel Queen of Space, as she travels with her crew visiting dead worlds. In the future human touch has been rendered deadly.Later, she is transported ... Read more

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  • Perils of Free Thought

    a book of no small danger

    by David Raffin ...
    "Perils of Free Thought: a book of no small danger" is filled with aphorisms, jokes, anti-jokes, philosophy, and bears.Jokes are compact lies. But they are splendid, beautiful lies. Short stories are simple lies, and you can tell them in one sitting. Novels are long form lies. Complicated. Got to hold that lie together. Reality is just a bunch of lies in real time.David Raffin is a Metaphysicist, ... Read more

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  • At the Existential Sandwich Shop

    the sound of one hand applauding

    by David Raffin ...
    "At the Existential Sandwich Shop" is filled with aphorisms, jokes, anti-jokes, philosophy, and bears.You see, an imaginary tree. It wishes to know what the imaginary books are made of, in your imaginary library.When you hear the sound of one hand applauding you will know that the effort was worth it.Every paragraph is a word party. A short paragraph is an intimate gathering. Naughty! Dirty words. ... Read more

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  • Scenic Cesspools

    a tragi-comedy about work

    by David Raffin ...
    Scenic Cesspools is a tragi-comedy about work. With just enough time travel. And a bucket of grease which has something to do with free will. Possibly everything.Scenic Cesspools is the story of a kid who is pulled into his high school disciplinary office to be chastised for achieving some of the highest test scores in the school while still managing to almost flunk out. Upon graduation, there is ... Read more

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  • Hard Fought Illusions of Choice

    Rhyme or Treason

    by David Raffin ...
    A collection of darkly humorous stories and columns. In “The Twilight of the Clowns” a traditional way of life ends as clowning ceases to be a viable way of life; In “Everybody Loves a Little Elf” elves save a man’s business but they create a literal stink about property rights and slave labor; In “More than One Day in the Life of Igor Igoravitch” a KGB agent is caught up in a web of intrigue that ... Read more

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  • A David Raffin Sampler

    It's a Sucker's Game

    by David Raffin ...
    "A David Raffin Sampler (It's a Sucker's Game)" features excerpts from other books by David Raffin, including previously unreleased material.David Raffin is a metaphysicist, writer, and performer. His work has appeared in Funny Times, Rosebud magazine, and been praised by MaximumRock'n'Roll, among others."A cross between Garrison Keillor and Salvador Dali." –The Northwest ExaminerHis website is ... Read more

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  • Before Midnight

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    Prince Charming needs a bite.And Cinderella is going to give it to him…A curse is turning werewolf prince Etienne into a human.A wolf bite is turning the maiden Loupe into a monster.Each holds the other’s salvation in their hands.A grand ball will bring them together, but if Loupe is going to get the kiss she wants, she must face the darkness inside her and give Etienne the bite he needs.And she ... Read more

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