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  • X-Treme Latin

    All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century

    by Henry Beard ...
    In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand.Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he ... Read more

    Was $9.99 CAD Now $6.99 CAD

  • Golf

    An Unofficial and Unauthorized History of the World's Most Preposterous Sport

    by Henry Beard ...
    As a serious player, a high handicapper, or simply a baffled onlooker to the awesome nonsense that is golf, have you ever wondered why, say, the golf balls have dimples, and the tee is both the thing you stick in the ground and the place you hit from, and the hole is so small, and the courses have all these big pits full of sand where any sane person would put grass?Well, so did noted humor writer ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • Latin for All Occasions

    by Henry Beard ...
    From cocktail party chitchat, to bumper stickers, to personal ads--everything you'll ever need to say in perfect Latin! A backlistius bestsellerus. ... Read more

    Was $7.99 CAD Now $5.99 CAD

  • The Dick Cheney Code

    A Parody

    by Henry Beard ...
    A bestselling, Harvard-bred humorist plans to knock out a slapdash, quick-buck parody of a wildly successful, head-spinning, clue-laden thriller in a flagrant attempt to cash in on the publishing sensation of the decade, but the tousle-haired satirist's sleazy scheme goes awry when his two heroes -- beautiful, brilliant Sandra Damsel and brawny, brainy Professor William Franklin -- stumble on an ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • Spinglish

    The Definitive Dictionary of Deliberately Deceptive Language

    Spinglish—the devious dialect of English used by professional spin doctors—is all around us. And the fact is, until you’ve mastered it, politicians and corporations (not to mention your colleagues and friends) will continue putting things over on you, and generally getting the better of you, every minute of every day—without your even knowing it.However, once you perfect the art of terminological ... Read more

    $13.99 CAD

  • How to Know, When to Go

    by Henry Beards ...
    How to Know When to Let Go is more than a motivational read-it's a strategic guide for mastering the art of timely transitions. Whether you're facing a career change, relationship shift, or a personal crossroads, this book equips you with the clarity and confidence to make empowered decisions.We often hold on too long-out of fear, comfort, or uncertainty. But letting go doesn't mean giving up. It ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD

  • Encyclopedia Paranoiaca

    IGNORE THIS BOOK AT YOUR PERIL!Did you know that carrots cause blindness and bananas are radioactive? That too many candlelight dinners can cause cancer? And not only is bottled water a veritable petri dish of biohazards (so is tap water, by the way) but riding a bicycle might destroy your sex life?In Encyclopedia Paranoiaca, master satirists Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf have assembled an ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • MARK TWAIN Ultimate Collection: 370+ Titles in One Volume (Illustrated) (Annotated)

    Enriched Edition. 370+ works: novels, travel, essays & speeches from 19th-century America—illustrated

    MARK TWAIN Ultimate Collection: 370+ Titles in One Volume (Illustrated) gathers the extraordinary range of Twain's fiction, travel writing, essays, sketches, speeches, and autobiographical fragments into a single panoramic archive. From the vernacular brilliance of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and the comic innocence of The Innocents Abroad to the darker ironies of later works, the volume ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide

    by Henry Beard ...
    Narrated by Christopher Cerf ...

    Unabridged

    1 hour 27 min

    From the minds that brought you The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook, comes a wickedly funny send-up of the most dangerous trend ever to strike love, romance, and relationships— sexual correctness. In the be-sensitive-or- else era, everyone needs a guide to the essential don'ts and don'ts of sexual behavior and courtship. If a man compliments his date on her dress, should she ... Read more

    $32.95 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Greatest Works of Mark Twain: 370+ Titles in One Edition (Illustrated)

    Enriched edition. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn, The Prince and the Pauper, A Horse's Tale…

    In 'The Greatest Works of Mark Twain: 370+ Titles in One Edition (Illustrated)', readers are granted access to the extensive collection of one of America's greatest literary icons. Mark Twain, known for his wit, humor, and social commentary, fills this edition with timeless classics such as 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn' and 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer'. Twain's style, characterized by ... Read more

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  • 51 Must Know Facts About Brain

    by GP Editors ...
    Series Book 1 - 51 Must Know Facts
    The human brain is extraordinary. It is the body’s control centre. We must know how neurons work, how the brain develops, how it controls movement and perceives the senses, what happens during sleep, and how language, learning, and memory are developed. Technology is finally unlocking the secrets of the brain. It is explaining why we behave the way we do. It is helping experts develop new methods ... Read more

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  • The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde

    Series Book 6 - Digital Fire Super Combos
    This ebook contains all of Oscar Wilde's plays (including the fragments), his only novel, his fairy tales and short stories, the poems, all of his essays, lectures, reviews, and other newspaper articles, based on the 1909 edition of his works.For easier navigation, there are tables of contents for each section and one for the whole volume. At the end of each text there are links bringing you back ... Read more

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