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  • Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

    by Jeff Norton ...
    'My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped piñata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.'Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door . . . three months after ... Read more

    $8.99 CAD

  • Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp

    by Jeff Norton ...
    You'll laugh until you die!Adam Meltzer, the world's most neurotic teenager, who just happens to be a zombie, is back! After solving the mystery of the zombees, Adam and his friends Corina (a vegan vampire) and Ernesto (a reluctant chupacubra) head off to summer camp for a well-earned break from detective work. But the countryside in their hometown of Croxton is just as weird and wonderful and ... Read more

    $8.99 CAD

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    by David Lubar ...
    Series series Monsterrific Tales
    Acclaimed author David Lubar's monsters series returns to life with this new edition of The Wavering Werewolf that is sure to appeal to fans of his Weenies short story collectionsThere's something strange going on at Washington Irving Elementary School. Kids are turning into monsters—literally!It happened to his best friend, Sebastian. Then to Sebastian's sister, Angie. How many kids can get ... Read more

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  • The Mr. Men Little Miss Guide to Life

    by Stacia Deutsch ...
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    Have you always wondered how Little Miss Sunshine stays so happy? Or how Mr. Perfect stays so, well, perfect? The Mr. Men and Little Misses know a lot, and they’re finally spilling their secrets! This book also has practical information, like how to play a prank on someone (Little Miss Naughty is the resident expert), and how best to enjoy your weekend (no one knows better than Mr. Lazy). You won ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD

  • Stolen

    by Lucy Christopher ...
    A stunning debut novel with an intriguing literary hook: written in part as a letter from a victim to her abductor. Sensitive, sharp, captivating! Gemma, 16, is on layover at Bangkok Airport, en route with her parents to a vacation in Vietnam. She steps away for just a second, to get a cup of coffee. Ty--rugged, tan, too old, oddly familiar--pays for Gemma's drink. And drugs it. They talk. Their ... Read more

    $11.99 CAD

    Also available as: Audiobook

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  • Eggs

    by Jerry Spinelli ...
    From a Newbery Award winner, "a boy who has lost his mother . . .and a girl who has a mother and moves out to get away from her. . . .Elegant and memorable." ( Kirkus Reviews , starred review)Nine-year-old David has recently lost his mother to a freak accident, his salesman father is constantly on the road, and he is letting his anger out on his grandmother.Sarcastic and bossy thirteen-year-old ... Read more

    $11.19 CAD

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  • Cinnamon Toast and the End of the World

    by Janet E Cameron ...
    Stephen Shulevitz remembers the end of the world. Two o'clock in the morning on a Saturday night, in Riverside, Nova Scotia when he realises he has fallen in love - with exactly the wrong person.There are no volcanic eruptions. No floods or fires. Just Stephen, watching TV with his best friend, realising that life, as he knows it, will never be the same.The smart move would be to run away - from ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD

  • The Notebook of Doom #1: Rise of the Balloon Goons (A Branches Book)

    by Troy Cummings ...
    Series Book 1 - The Notebook of Doom
    Monsters + Humor + Fun = THE NOTEBOOK OF DOOM! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line called Branches, which is aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow! Alexander has just moved to a new town where ... Read more

    $8.99 CAD

  • The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

    Over 991 Jokes!

    by Editors of Portable Press ...
    Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one.It's a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids' joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This ... Read more

    $7.19 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Everything Kids' Gross Jokes Book

    Side-splitting Jokes That Make Your Skin Crawl!

    by Aileen Weintraub ...
    Series series Everything® Kids Series
    Guaranteed to make you gag!If you're up for some side-splitting and stomach-churning laughs, grab The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book as fast as you can! It's packed with hundreds of one-liners and knock-knocks to make you turn green!Make your way through sick sections such as:The Gross-StoreThere's Grime in My Slime!Everybody OozesWho Among Us Is a Fungus?Dead Fly PieChock full... ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD

  • Nine Doors

    by Vicki Grant ...
    Series series Orca Currents
    When Richard suggests a game of "Nicky Nicky Nine Doors," Emery can't come up with a good excuse not to play.Emery's neighbor, Richard, is the kind of kid who gets under your skin. Using chocolate bars as "stunt poo," the boys start playing the classic prank of the burning bag on the doorstep, but this game has a modern twist. They record their neighbors' reactions. The naked guy and the man in ... Read more

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  • Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

    by Bathroom Readers' Institute ...
    Series series For Kids Only
    Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute.What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original ... Read more

    $11.99 CAD