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  • The Dogma of Rufus

    A Canine Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and Surviving with Humans

    So, you’ve been ripped out from your mother’s paws and taken in by a strange family of humans that has kids who insist on flapping your floppy ears and dressing you up like a ladybug. These new human-folk are trying to “teach” you things, like sitting or not ripping apart their fun-looking shoes, and you might start to think you should try to “obey.” But I know better; I’ve been around the block ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • Cleopatra's Confessions

    A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap

    Humans have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, also the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting(not less than two hours),and most important, making available a good Sleep Environment for a cat. This must include comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops and a variety of floor surfaces: bare wood, a cool cement area, linoleum, and carpeting. Carpeting ... Read more

    $12.99 CAD

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  • Miserable Holiday Stories

    20 Festive Failures That Are Worse Than Yours!

    Ten hilarious short stories for anyone who hates the holidays!The holiday season is one of laughter, fun, generosity, and time with friends and family . . . or so it’s supposed to be. But we all know that the holiday season can actually be absolutely depressing, no matter how hard we try. So from the wit of humorist Alex Bernstein comes this “miserable” collection of short stories based around ... Read more

    $12.99 CAD

  • The Story Behind

    The Extraordinary History Behind Ordinary Objects

    by Emily Prokop ...
    Series series Story Behind
    Discover the Surprising History of Ordinary Things"Emily magically weaves a vibrant history of simple everyday objects we often take for granted. The Story Behind will surprise and delight..." ─Deana Marie, Creator & Host of the Twisted Philly podcast#1 Best Seller in Trivia & Fun Facts, Art History, Design History & Criticism, Reference, Decorative Arts & Design, and History of Technology<strong. ... Read more

    $15.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Curious Men

    He-time Tales

    Something different! Short stories that surprise, pique and intrigue.This companion volume to Me-Time Tales: tea breaks for mature women and curious men-- now allows the men to have their say...only not completely without interruption from mature women.A collection of unusual short stories that delve into the minds of a variety of curious men: hooked on meteorites, tractor parts, foreign parts, ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Miserable Love Stories

    25 Romantic Disasters That Are Worse Than Yours

    Funny Short Stories for Heart-Breakers, the Broken-Hearted and the Completely Utterly ConfusedWhether you’re headed to that exciting first date where you’ll inevitably spill Cabernet all over yourself or you and your significant other are celebrating Date Night #4,081 with an extra pint of Halo Top, everyone can agree on one thing: Love Stinks. How to escape the endless cycle of melancholy? Well, ... Read more

    $12.99 CAD

  • Truth: A Brief History of Total Bullsh*t

    by Tom Phillips ...
    "A lighthearted history of lying"—from the international bestselling author of Humans: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up (Kirkus Reviews).We live in a "post-truth" world, we're told. But was there ever really a golden age of truth-telling? Or have people been lying, fibbing and just plain bullsh*tting since the beginning of time?Tom Phillips, editor of a leading independent fact-checking ... Read more

    $17.59 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How to Be a Dictator

    An Irreverent Guide

    by Mikal Hem ...
    A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Becoming a Dictator, Based on the Outrageous, Scandalous, and Excessive Behavior of Dictators Past and PresentWho hasn’t dreamed of one day ruling your own country? Along with great power comes unlimited influence, control, admiration, and often wealth. How to Be a Dictator will teach you the tricks of the trade-how to rise to the top and stay in power, and how to enjoy ... Read more

    $21.99 CAD

  • Simpler Living Handbook

    A Back to Basics Guide to Organizing, Decluttering, Streamlining, and More

    by Jeff Davidson ...
    The ultimate guide to streamlining your life.Life moves too quickly these days, as technology, work, and personal commitments make it almost impossible to relax and enjoy life. Finding yourself stressed over the clutter in your kitchen or the mass of paper in front of your computer? Relax. This book will help. Filled with tips on how to uncomplicate your daily routine, eliminate stress at home and ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition

    Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries

    Series series Snark Series
    The bestselling book on the art of the insult is back and it’s more blasphemous than ever. Author and snark connoisseur Lawrence Dorfman does his absolute worst, dishing out hundreds of clever insults for all situations and occasions. From careful instructions on how and when to throw a verbal punch to an expertly curated collection of the best insults in history, this uproarious little book has ... Read more

    $12.99 CAD

  • "S" Is for Stupid

    An Encyclopedia of Stupidity

    Series Book 11 - Stupid History
    An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History!* A doctor's actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active.* "Shooting Reported at Firing Range" — The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006* Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. — The Sentinel ... Read more

    $14.39 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Because the Cat Purrs

    How We Relate to Other Species and Why it Matters

    by Janet Lembke ...
    "A new book by Janet Lembke is always a cause for celebration."-Sue Hubbell We share our lives, for better or worse, with a multitude of animals, white-tailed deer and white-tailed eagles, hens and wrens, frogs and guppies, and, last but hardly least, bugs and bacteria. For the most part, we drift along separately, with neither man nor animal affecting the other's way of life. Sometimes, however, ... Read more

    $18.99 CAD