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  • SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials)

    Twisted Holiday Specials, #1

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Twisted Holiday Specials
    Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . .Don't let her habit of constantly wearing bunny ears fool you. Charlee hates Easter. And she has good reason to.So, on the day before her 18th birthday, she wasn't expecting to meet the Easter Bunny, a person-sized gummi egg, and a large toad. But that's what happens when she and two ... Read more

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  • Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Malice in Wonderland
    From the author of Dorothy vs. Alice comes this dementedly funny reimagining of the classic tale. Alice never left Wonderland. She's trapped. She's angry. And she wants revenge.The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasn't all "just a dream."It's a nightmare. A nightmare she can't escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while ... Read more

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  • Jabberwocky Trilogy: Book One: Sing Me a Little-Girls-Goodbye

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Jabberwocky Trilogy
    The decapitated Jabberwock’s head is still functional—he just needs a new body.15-year-old Queen Malice wants to help her buddy, Jabby, as she likes to call him. And so she plans a quest to Jabberwock Valley, where most of the other jabberwocks live.But Jabby isn’t the only one they must help. Wonderland itself is in danger, because a creature known as the Snark threatens to reunite the monster ... Read more

    $6.99 CAD

  • SinEaster

    Twisted Holiday Specials, #1

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Twisted Holiday Specials
    Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . .Don't let her habit of constantly wearing bunny ears fool you. Charlee hates Easter. And she has good reason to. So, on the day before her 18th birthday, she wasn't expecting to meet the Easter Bunny, a person-sized gummi egg, and a large toad. But that's what happens when she and two ... Read more

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  • Malice Hates Fairy Tales #3

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 3 - Malice Hates Fairy Tales
    Malice has to save her friends from the fairy tale parasites infesting their souls.They have each been combined with the fairy tale that bit them. This has caused them to become hybrids—the Mad Hatter, for instance, is now half Cinderella.To drive the fairy tale portion out, Malice has to drive a stake through their hearts. So, ironically, to save them, Malice essentially has to fight and kill her ... Read more

    $5.99 CAD

  • Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 2 - Malice in Wonderland
    Either love her or die. . .Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest. But she must not kill again, for with each additional murder, her heart grows blacker, her thoughts, once sweet and innocent, grow more vengeful and cruel, and her tears, once magical, grow more poisonous.She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But ... Read more

    $5.99 CAD

  • My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 3 - Poniworld Chronicles
    Meet Brogene, a very butch equine individual who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He once had a very traumatic episode with a fire cheese doodle, so now he just wants to live a quiet undead life. But things are about to change for him. Yes, he must go on a quest for the Dark Princess. A quest for caulk.And so he sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where ... Read more

    $3.99 CAD

  • Jabberwocky Trilogy: Book Three: Mama’s Gonna Give You Wings To Fly

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 3 - Jabberwocky Trilogy
    Malice and the team have arrived at Jabberwock Valley, where they hope to thwart the Snark’s diabolical plans.The times of prophesy are at hand, when great changes are in store for the jabberwocks. Soon, they may come under the rule of a new leader who shall lead them forward in conquest. They may even regain their ability to fly, if Malice and her team are successful.During the course of their ... Read more

    $6.99 CAD

  • Malice Hates Fairy Tales #2

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 2 - Malice Hates Fairy Tales
    Twisted fairy tale beings have been unleashed into Wonderland, and Queen Malice wants to kick them out.But the man known as the Storyteller wants to make a sick game of it all. So he sets up a series of challenges in which Malice and the Queen of Hearts must go up against the fairy tales.It’s a demented and deadly game, in which Malice risks losing those she cherishes most—the Mad Hatter, Humpty, ... Read more

    $5.99 CAD

  • Malice Hates Fairy Tales #1

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Malice Hates Fairy Tales
    The Brothers Grimm are trying to unleash twisted fairy tale beings into Wonderland.15-year-old Queen Malice doesn’t want to deal with them.But then Malice’s dear friend, the Mad Hatter, is kidnapped. So to save him, she’s forced to work with Cinderella, and ends up getting sucked into Fairy Tale Land.If things keep going this way, the fairy tales might eventually cross over into the outside world, ... Read more

    $5.99 CAD

  • 666 Looks Like the Tears From My Eyes: A Sci Fi Short Story

    by Lotus Rose ...
    A futuristic tale about a black metal musician who is at risk of being assassinated by the "proper" people. By the author of Malice in Wonderland and SinEaster. Intended for mature audiences. This story is included in the collection, 5 Sci Fi Tales. ... Read more

    $4.11 CAD