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  • Dead(ish)

    Deadish, #1

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 1 - Deadish
    Linda's had a bad day. First her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won't tell her what he did with her body, and she can't find the stupid thing herself. There's only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information.This is a very short work - novelette length - around ... Read more

    Free

  • Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies!

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Butch was a bad, bad dog. He disobeyed his Boss and attacked the postman for invading their territory. And it gets worse. Unbeknownst to Butch, the postman was a werewolf.We all know what happens when a werewolf bites a human. But what happens when a dog bites a werewolf?This is a short story, approximately 2200 words. ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Maisy May

    Maisy May, #1

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 1 - Maisy May
    Maisy's mum is an ex-junkie. Her father is unknown. Now the girl with the colourful childhood goes to church every Sunday with her mother and attends youth group with the other kids in her country hometown. But fitting into the cookie-cutter ideal of Christian youth isn't easy for someone with Maisy's background.A new arrival in town gets Maisy thinking about her beliefs, and she doesn't like ... Read more

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  • Bad F*ck I

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    A collection of short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out.A harem slave gets an education.Aliens open a free brothel.A naked redhead appears where she shouldn't.Rapists find more than they bargained for.A one-night stand fuels more than the usual level of regret.Fourteen stories, length varies from 300 to 1000 words. Contains sex scenes, swearing, and ... Read more

    $2.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Bad Juju

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    A collection of short-short stories with paranormal and supernatural themes.A vampire seduces a lonely man.Zombie teenagers with attitude!A carpet python has an odd story to tell about Eden.The leader of a werewolf pack goes missing.Death falls in love.The collection consists of 8 short-short stories, ranging from 200 to 1500 words each, and 7200 words in total - about 29 (print) pages. ... Read more

    $2.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Dead in Paradise

    Deadish, #7

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 7 - Deadish
    Paul's not dead. He might not know much, but he's sure of that. Last he remembers, he was leaving his Bali hotel for a night of partying. Linda's been assigned to mentor him in Heaven - but first she has to get him there. ... Read more

    $5.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Yesterday's Cat: Episode 1: Before the Storm

    Yesterday's Cat, #1

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series Book 1 - Yesterday's Cat
    Angie Chau is an agent of the Time Department. She returns from a seemingly routine assignment with her objective unobtained, and finds chaos ensuing. Someone is attempting to steal the time-travel technology, and they're willing to take out Angie along the way. ... Read more

    Free

  • DEAD(ish) Omnibus

    Books 1-5

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series series DEAD(ish)
    The DEAD(ish) series is a collection of humorous murder mysteries starring Linda the ghost and Trent the hapless private investigator. Lots of melodrama, ghostly shenanigans, and a pinch of revenge thrown in for good measure.This omnibus contains books 1-5 of the DEAD(ish) series:DEAD(ish), in which Linda goes searching for her missing body.(technically) DEAD, in which Cooper finds an afterlife ... Read more

    $4.00 CAD

  • Follow the Light

    a DEAD(ish) Allsorts Short

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series series DEAD(ish) Allsorts
    Linda's just seen Mike convicted and put in jail. That looses her ties to Earth, and frees her to finally go to her afterlife. Now she has a new challenge - adapting to being forever dead!If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series of short stories is perfect for you. Each fills in a gap between the DEAD(ish) books, and sheds some light on what ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD

  • Ambassador

    a short story

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    An alien field agent keeps a diary of its experiences in researching the culture of Earth. But when you observe an alien culture, sometimes the culture changes you...Ambassador is a short story, approximately 10 (print) pages. ... Read more

    $0.97 CAD

  • DEAD (and hellbent)

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series series DEAD(ish)
    Mike is days away from getting out of jail. But he has a big problem - he's being tormented again. This time, it's extra nasty. He's convinced that Linda is back to make his life hell.Linda was enjoying Heaven until Mike started screaming for her attention. She's not interested in helping him, though - she just wants him to go the hell away. Until she's dumped into Hell and finds herself with a ... Read more

    $1.50 CAD

  • Running Mike

    a DEAD(ish) Allsorts Short

    by Naomi Kramer ...
    Series series DEAD(ish) Allsorts
    Mike escaped from Barb's torment with a well-aimed bullet to his brain. But life doesn't end at death, and Mike's now stuck in Hell with the exact person who was out to get him all along. 'Not a happy camper' is an understatement.This is the third short story in the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series. Timeline-wise, it follows DEAD (and hellbent).Warning: Contains copious foul language. Not suitable for ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD