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  • Zombie

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Her husband appears two weeks after she receives his urn. George suspects foul play from his wife. He is running a minus temperature. He wants to go to bed to warm up. She wants nothing to do with that idea. ... Read more

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  • At the Track

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    A lightning bolt rearranges his brain. He can kill flies by slowing their reaction time. He can move small items with his mind. The girls want to make a killing at the race track. Can he slow racehorses with his mind? A big-boob-blonde-bimbo distracts him as the trotters come down the home stretch. ... Read more

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  • Edgar Cayce and the Sheriff

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    The sheriff and his deputy stakeout the seer's motel on a snowy night with the purpose of scaring her so badly, she will leave town. But the killer also picks that night to get rid of the seer.What follows is a comedy of errors full of murder and mayhem. A shootout at the cemetery. Bloodhounds following their quarry through the streets of Berlin. A visit to the basement of the funeral home. An ... Read more

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  • Mary Magdalene and the Escapee

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Two men in white coats are searching for an escapee. He wanders into a book signing. The author captivates him.She has seen pictograph on rocks in the Grand Canyon of a woman with a halo. The Indians describe remains of an old, old ship. His heart is on fire. He has to go with this lovely woman.The two men are only blocks away. Can Noah's ark and Mary Magdalene save him from life in an asylum? ... Read more

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  • Turkey Trot

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    A spy has a package to deliver. He is not sure of the contact. Her hair is light brown, not blonde. Her green sweater is not solid, it has yellow triangles. What should he do? They are meeting in a honky tonk dance hall.. She asks him to do the Turkey Trot with her. It is close to the password.He returns to his table and sips on his beer. She appears at his table again to dance a Paul Jones. After ... Read more

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  • THE BEAM-DOWNLOAD FROM THE 5th DIMENSION

    by Nelson Lynch, H.D. Lynch ...
    Go portal jumping in the short story, Cowboys & Gateways. "Smoke pours from their barrels as they discharge their bullets, resembling the chimneys those easterners light in their homes in the winter to stay warm. They can't wait to get revenge for the killing of their brothers. This is church to them; this is the only preaching they know; a song of bullets is the quire and somebody's got to pay ... Read more

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  • Dementia

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    The Taylorville Writer is having problems with his memory. He thinks he is fine. His wife thinks otherwise. She gives him three words to remember and goes to the drug store.He is primed and ready for the question. When she returns, walks around eating a candy bar and talking about other things.Then she finally asks what are the three little words? ... Read more

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  • Taliban Alien Terrorists

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Hector asked his congressman to help him get a job at the Pentagon. But the job wasn't at the Pentagon. It was in the top secret basement of an abandoned warehouse. His new position was looking for evidence of extraterrestrial aliens around the world. Any odd happenings, unexplained disappearances and especially new leaders emerging in third-world countries which were hostile to the US.A rumor ... Read more

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  • Jack the Frogmaker

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Jack, the Frogmaker, strikes at women in the heart of London. Women are disappearing in London. One woman is found by her friend in the body of a bull frog. The other ladies are skeptic until they feed the frog some of London's finest gin. ... Read more

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  • Singing Fool of Afghanistan

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Jack's helmet is hit by enemy sniper fire while on a patrol in Afghanistan.. The concussion causes him to sing most everything and use the word fool excessively. Their orders were to go ten klicks and check for enemy activity. Sergeant Evans decides to return to base with the wounded soldier.For Jack it's send in the fools time. On their return the enemy opens up with a heavy machine gun. Jack ... Read more

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  • Spousal Abuse

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    His second wife has trouble fixing his special Bombay martini. A classic spousal abuse tale. The splash of vermouth is never correct. The garnish is wrong and the gin is from Baltimore.A woman writes of her visit to the Head Hunters of BorneoA man wants a cell phone in his casket. He fears the undertaker may cremate him too soon.An alien civilization is in trouble. Their DNA is not stable. They ... Read more

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  • Aliens Stranded in Las Vegas

    by Nelson Lynch ...
    Two aliens, J#*49 and Z+*18, are searching for an engine part in Las Vegas. Most of the time they are in bars and trying to find a little sex. They favor tequila and beer chasers. They try to pick up two out of work chorus girls. The barmaid demands money for their bar tab. J#*49 produces a credit card. The barmaid describes it to the two chorus girls as a mixture of Russian, Chinese and Arabic ... Read more

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