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  • I Just Want to PEE Alone

    I Just Want to Pee Alone, #1

    by Jen Mann, Patti Ford, Karen Alpert, Susan McLean, Tara of You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Kim Bongiorno, Julianna W. Miner, Bethany Thies ...
    Series Book 1 - I Just Want to Pee Alone
    Now a New York Times BESTSELLER.Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"I Just Want to Pee Alone is a ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Cancer

    Collection of Poems

    by PATTY CICERO, Anita Ford, Carlton Johnson, Danielle Warren, Kate Meyer-Currey, BRANDY Christiansen, Deirdre Maher, John Unger, Melinda Ruth, Michael Conner, Alexis McCauley, P Lynn Ouellette, Elisabeth Crago, Lily Mayo, Paula Praeger, Diane Bier, Candice Kelsey, Brendan Praniewicz, Gigi Guizado, Dick Altman ...
    Poems of Strength, Love, and Inspiration.This book will take you on a thought-provoking journey alongside a group of young authors as they celebrate life and open their souls to share their struggles, triumphs, and wisdom through captivating poems coming from the heart.An unforgettable collection of poems that remind us that we are not alone and that there is hope for the future.Immerse in these ... Read more

    $13.73 CAD

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  • I Want My Epidural Back

    Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

    by Karen Alpert ...
    Now that I 'm a mom, I know the most painful part isn't getting something giant through your hooha. It's having a real live child.If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo's organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at ... Read more

    $17.59 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • But Did You Die?

    I Just Want to Pee Alone, #5

    by Throat Punch Media ...
    Series Book 5 - I Just Want to Pee Alone
    But Did You Die? Is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. But Did You Die? is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net. And that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong. Put your kids in front of the TV and let ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Motherhood Comes Naturally (and Other Vicious Lies)

    by Jill Smokler ...
    From the New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and the wildly popular blog ScaryMommy.com, a hilarious new essay collection that exposes the “vicious lies” that every parent is told.Newly pregnant and scared out of her mind, Jill Smokler lay on her gynecologist’s examination table and was told the biggest lie she’d ever heard in her life: “Motherhood is the most natural ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • Moms Who Drink and Swear

    True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

    by Nicole Knepper ...
    If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap.Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper ... Read more

    $13.99 CAD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • Confessions of a Scary Mommy

    An Honest and Irreverent Look at Motherhood: The Good, The Bad, and the Scary

    by Jill Smokler ...
    Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV.In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t.If I can’t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • My Inappropriate Life

    Some Material May Not Be Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults

    by Heather McDonald ...
    In this hilarious account of her venture into motherhood, New York Times bestselling author and Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald explains her outrageous attempts to have it all—her way.Following her laugh-out-loud New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald moves on from dating to motherhood with this ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club

    True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life

    by Laurie Notaro ...
    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER“I’ve changed a bit since high school. Back then I said no to using and selling drugs. I washed on a normal basis and still had good credit.”Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends—and that’s before she even puts on a bra ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD

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    Also available as: Audiobook

  • Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay

    And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom

    by Stefanie Wilder-Taylor ...
    The moment the second line on the pee stick turns pink, women discover they've entered a world of parenting experts.Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guy -- suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isn't, not to mention hordes of ... Read more

    $18.99 CAD

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    Also available as: Audiobook

  • I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone

    I Just Want to Pee Alone, #3

    by Jen Mann, Kim Bongiorno, Bethany Thies, Vicki Lesage, Kathryn Leehane, Meredith Spidel, Suzanne Fleet, Nicole Leigh Shaw, Rebecca Gallagher, Christine Burke ...
    Series Book 3 - I Just Want to Pee Alone
    Don't miss the 3rd book in this bestselling series!Motherhood is STILL the toughest – and STILL the funniest – job you'll ever love. We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – TGIF means nothing to a mother!You said it before and you're saying it again, “I STILL just want to pee alone!”I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ... Read more

    $6.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • People I Want to Punch in the Throat (Vol #3)

    People I Want to Punch in the Throat, #3

    by Jen Mann ...
    Series Book 3 - People I Want to Punch in the Throat
    The THIRD collection of Singles from the New York Times best selling humorist, Jen Mann. This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.Volume ... Read more

    $2.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus