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  • Catch of the Day (Short Story)

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Ken and Steve reluctantly give up their lawnmowing duties for a weekend of fishing, booze and male bonding. Unfortunately the fish aren't biting, supplies are running low and worst of all ... the beer just ran out. Then, without warning, an alien colony ship arrives in orbit, and that's when Ken's problems REALLY start.Ken leapt into the hall, saw the flapping flywire and stopped. He heard a ... Read more

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  • Collect One-Two

    A dozen SF and Fantasy short stories

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Earth’s first colony ship heads for the stars ... and the crew discovers nothing is as it seems.A fearsome dragon terrorises a lonely village ... and three oddball heroes do their best to help out.A farm boy magicks his very own talking book ... and uses it to get laid.Collect One Two contains a dozen entertaining stories by Simon Haynes. These wide-ranging tales leap from mythical lands to the ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Updown

    A short story

    by Simon Haynes ...
    You don't know me, I'm Daniel and me an' mom live in a updown south of Titan City. You've seen vids of carnival rides. There's one what's a big pole with a flying saucer thing going up and down, up and down and spinning round and round. Well our house is like that, only there's just two of us in it and it doesn't spin else we'd get sick ...---Social services call on ten-year-old Daniel, intending ... Read more

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  • Dragon and Chips Omnibus One

    The complete first trilogy

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Dragon and Chips
    For the first time, get all three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single collection.More than 800 pages with over 210,000 words of fiction.Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins and more.Get it now!(All three novels are also available in audiobook) ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two

    Hal Spacejock books 4-6, plus Framed

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Get three books in one! Set in the distant future, where humanity spans the galaxy and robots are second-class citizens, Hal Spacejock will strike a chord with fans of Red Dwarf and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, while simultaneously forging its own wacky, off-beat path through the cosmos.Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two contains books 4-6 in the Hal Spacejock series (No Free Lunch, Baker's Dough and ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Peace Force

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Harriet Walsh
    It's her first day as a rookie... but will it be her last?The Peace Force is an intergalactic crime-fighting organisation with a fearsome reputation, boundless resources, and legions of highly trained officers.Harriet Walsh is a broke 21-year-old living on a remote planet. When the Peace Force invites her to join, she grabs the opportunity with both hands.Unfortunately, Harriet's new boss is a ... Read more

    $3.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Raiders

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - The Secret War
    Sam Willet expected to become a fighter pilot, just like her brother, but instead she's selected for Tactical Operations.She expected to blast enemies in deep space, but instead she's stationed on a third-rate ship. Her job: to direct battles from the safety of her console.She was supposed to end the decades-old interstellar war with fancy flying and withering bursts of gunfire, not with a screen ... Read more

    $3.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Hal Spacejock: Visit

    A short story

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Who thought it was a good idea to let Hal Spacejock inspire the next generation of spacefarers?Clunk has arranged a school visit, and Hal only agrees after he learns about the free lunch.All he has to do is give a speech, hand out a few gifts and admire a project the students have been working on.Simple.Unfortunately, Hal's speech has been neutered, his gifts are about as welcome as detention, and ... Read more

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  • Billy's Book

    A short story

    by Simon Haynes ...
    A 5000-word short story by Simon Haynes, author of the Hal Spacejock and Hal Junior series.Billy Crump is the local stable boy. Fed up with mucking out horses, he sneaks into the wizard's lab, concocts a potion using all the rare and expensive ingredients, and somehow ends up with a talking book. His first thought? Sell the book ... and say goodbye to horse muck forever!Billy held the book out, ... Read more

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  • A Riddle in Bronze

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Mysteries in Metal
    This is who you call with your ghost problem. Unfortunately the telephone hasn’t been invented yet.London, 1871. An unlikely trio patrol the foggy, gaslit streets, grabbing ghosts, snatching spirits and apprehending apparitions.The Professor: a proud, perpetually pickled gentleman with an iron constitution and a rusty sense of right and wrong.His daughter Roberta: headstrong and wilful. When she ... Read more

    $4.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Albion

    A Hal Spacejock novella

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Hal Spacejock has finally got his hands on the ship he's always wanted.But before he can enjoy it, a team of scientists arrives with an urgent request. A black hole is threatening the galaxy, and they need Hal's know-how and expertise to stop it.When Clunk finally stops laughing, he agrees to go along to watch the disaster unfold.What begins as an advisory role soon turns into a starring one, with ... Read more

    $1.96 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Comet Caper

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 4 - Hal Junior
    Space Station Oberon is on high alert, because a comet is about to whizz past the nearby planet of Gyris. All the scientists are preparing for the exciting event, and all the kids are planning on watching.All the kids except Hal Junior, who's been given detention.Unfortunately the comet passes a whole lot closer than expected. Fortunately nobody is hurt, but the kids are trapped in one half, the ... Read more

    $4.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus