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  • Peace Force

    The most dysfunctional crime-fighters in the galaxy

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Harriet Walsh
    Welcome to the Dismolle Peace Force, the most dysfunctional crime-fighting outfit in the galaxy.Their budget is stretched so thin the station commander is running a lottery scam to cover costs.They hire trainees by printing job ads on the back of old fast food flyers.Their armoury consists of one training pistol and several hundred boxes of old records.When Harriet Walsh signs on, she doesn't ... Read more

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  • A Portion of Dragon and Chips

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Dragon and Chips
    Did you bring the salt?A creaky old robot shows up in a backward, medieval kingdom, promptly triggering all-out war. It's elves versus humans, humans versus dwarves, and pretty much everyone versus the goblins.Now the rusty robot is being pulled from all sides by competing kingdoms. They each want a piece of him... literally.At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they've been boned, ... Read more

    Was $3.99 CAD Now $0.97 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Three complete novels. One bonus short story. Infinite cosmic chaos.If you love absurd, witty sci-fi, strap in for Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two (Books 4–6 plus bonus content). Join bumbling freighter pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering robotic companion, Clunk, as they navigate dodgy contracts, lethal rivalries, and catastrophic bad luck across the galaxy.What’s Inside the Bundle:Book 4: No ... Read more

    $11.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Hal Spacejock: Visit

    A short story

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Who thought it was a good idea to let Hal Spacejock inspire the next generation of spacefarers?Clunk has arranged a school visit, and Hal only agrees after he learns about the free lunch.All he has to do is give a speech, hand out a few gifts and admire a project the students have been working on.Simple.Unfortunately, Hal's speech has been neutered, his gifts are about as welcome as detention, and ... Read more

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  • A Riddle in Bronze

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Mysteries in Metal
    A well-meaning young bookkeeper is recruited into a bizarre family business hunting spirits, only to find himself caught between supernatural dangers, a deadly conspiracy, and two people he desperately wants to protect.It's the year 1871, and an unlikely trio patrol the foggy, gaslit streets of London.The Professor: A brilliant, eccentric inventor who can unleash supernatural forces in pursuit of ... Read more

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  • Raiders

    The Secret War 1

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - The Secret War
    What happens when you're worth more dead than alive?Lim Willet was a decorated fighter pilot, and his death inspired thousands of recruits to join the war against the Mayestrans.Sam Willet is one of those recruits. She's also his sister, and she's noticed that something doesn't add up.When Sam starts asking questions, she discovers someone has gone to extraordinary lengths to bury the truth. Soon ... Read more

    $3.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Making Waves

    A clever science-fiction story about academic rivalry, stubborn professors and one very ambitious student.

    by Simon Haynes ...
    The record stood for decades, but student Moira Baird believes she has a shot.Every semester, Professor Wallace challenges his class to defend their plans for some improbable device. There's a fifteen-minute time limit, and the presentation ends the moment someone points out a fatal flaw.Wallace has held the top spot since his own student days. Year after year he dismantles the usual attempts: ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How to Write a Novel

    The secrets of a full-time author

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Do any of these sound familiar?• You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.• You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.• You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and ... Read more

    Was $5.99 CAD Now $3.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Robot Named Clunk

    Fast, funny and quirky

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Hal Spacejock
    A feelgood, gloriously funny, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp.Clunk is an elderly robot at the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock is a crash-prone pilot who will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of ... Read more

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  • Harriet Walsh of the Peace Force

    Omnibus One

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Welcome to the Dismolle Peace Force, the most dysfunctional crime-fighting outfit in the galaxy.Their budget is stretched so thin the station commander is running a lottery scam to cover costs.They hire trainees by printing job ads on the back of old fast food flyers.Their armoury consists of one training pistol and several hundred boxes of old records.If you love cozy sci-fi, absurd galactic ... Read more

    Was $8.99 CAD Now $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Foxtrot Hotel

    Criminally under-funded... truly the short arm of the law

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 4 - Harriet Walsh
    First a dead body shows up on Harriet's favourite beach.Then she discovers the whole place is about to be bulldozed for a massive apartment complex.Harriet suspects the two events are connected, but proving it won't be easy. In fact, her investigation might be over before it's even started, because her boss is eager to avoid confrontation with the powerful Residents' Association.Quietly, Harriet ... Read more

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  • Hal Spacejock Omnibus One

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Over 800 pages of laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure!Hal Spacejock is an obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled cargo pilot. Clunk is a clapped-out, long-suffering robot who just wants to survive his next assignment. Together, they are the galaxy's most disastrous duo.This value-packed box set includes three full-length novels plus a bonus short story:Book 1: A Robot Named Clunk... ... Read more

    $11.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus