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Love has Many Faces - Brteaking the Chains

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Mark is a successful, high-ranking manager at an international company in Poland and considers himself bisexual. His sexual encounters with men are and have to remain a secret for all. Mark grew up in a communist country that is now a fundamentalist religious state, with hundreds of communities calling themselves "Gay free zones." Living a secret double life within this context makes Mark ... Read more

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Mark is a successful, high-ranking manager at an international company in Poland and considers himself bisexual. His sexual encounters with men are and have to remain a secret for all. Mark grew up in a communist country that is now a fundamentalist religious state, with hundreds of communities calling themselves "Gay free zones." Living a secret double life within this context makes Mark
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FAZGOOD AND THE OBSTREPEROUS MOOSECRAB CAPER

The Mad Earl Chronicles Vol 1

by TIM W. BURKE ...

Series Book 1 - The Mad Earl Chronicles
"This mad tale is full of bizarre characters, corruption, intrigue, and humor, as well as some of the most crazy-good world-building anywhere. Highly recommended." - Amazon Reader“I have been waiting years for this book to come out. Tim W. Burke's brilliant FAZGOOD AND THE OBSTREPEROUS MOOSECRAB CAPER redefines delight and is, in my not-so-humble opinion, his best work ever, an endless buffet of ... Read more

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"This mad tale is full of bizarre characters, corruption, intrigue, and humor, as well as some of the most crazy-good world-building anywhere. Highly recommended." - Amazon Reader“I have been waiting years for this book to come out. Tim W. Burke's brilliant FAZGOOD AND THE OBSTREPEROUS MOOSECRAB CAPER redefines delight and is, in my not-so-humble opinion, his best work ever, an endless buffet of
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Fazgood and the Obstreperous Moosecrab Caper

The Mad Earl Chronicles, #1

by Tim W Burke ...

Series Book 1 - The Mad Earl Chronicles
Follow the escapades of The Mad Earl Fazgood in this rollicking tale based on the should-be-true adventures of a delightfully bizarre nobleman run rampant.All seems straight-forward enough when Fazgood and his compatriots sail in search of his much beloved but ever-elusive moosecrab stew, despite everyone, everywhere wanting him dead for no good reason at all. Sailing from port to port doesn't ... Read more

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Follow the escapades of The Mad Earl Fazgood in this rollicking tale based on the should-be-true adventures of a delightfully bizarre nobleman run rampant.All seems straight-forward enough when Fazgood and his compatriots sail in search of his much beloved but ever-elusive moosecrab stew, despite everyone, everywhere wanting him dead for no good reason at all. Sailing from port to port doesn't
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Daddy and Me

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How often is it that we take the time to stop and listen to what our children have to say or are trying to tell us in their actions and behaviour? These poems came about as result of time I spent with my son, playing with him, imagining with him, talking to him, and listening to him. I hope that they also touch the hearts of all parents and children who can recognise a little bit of themselves in ... Read more

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How often is it that we take the time to stop and listen to what our children have to say or are trying to tell us in their actions and behaviour? These poems came about as result of time I spent with my son, playing with him, imagining with him, talking to him, and listening to him. I hope that they also touch the hearts of all parents and children who can recognise a little bit of themselves in
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Follow the escapades of The Mad Earl Fazgood in this rollicking tale based on the should-be-true adventures of a delightfully bizarre nobleman run rampant, as he looks for a new life and ends up discovering a new love.,All seems straight-forward enough when aging Epic thief Fazgood and his compatriots sail in search of his much beloved but ever-elusive moosecrab stew, despite everyone, everywhere ... Read more

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Follow the escapades of The Mad Earl Fazgood in this rollicking tale based on the should-be-true adventures of a delightfully bizarre nobleman run rampant, as he looks for a new life and ends up discovering a new love.,All seems straight-forward enough when aging Epic thief Fazgood and his compatriots sail in search of his much beloved but ever-elusive moosecrab stew, despite everyone, everywhere
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499 Things Every Guy's Gotta Do While He Still Can

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Attention, guys of America: It's time to get off the couch, turn off the PlayStation, and set down your beer (just kidding— never set down your beer). Your days of freedom are numbered. Every guy owes it to himself to do something audacious, ostentatious, hilarious, or just plain fun before it's too late. The time is now for the kinds of things that will be decidedly against the rules after you ... Read more

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Attention, guys of America: It's time to get off the couch, turn off the PlayStation, and set down your beer (just kidding— never set down your beer). Your days of freedom are numbered. Every guy owes it to himself to do something audacious, ostentatious, hilarious, or just plain fun before it's too late. The time is now for the kinds of things that will be decidedly against the rules after you
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Saints of Flesh

The Flesh Sutra, #2

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Deep in the umbral ruins of a defunct spiritualism school, the disembodied Olivia Cormier Spalding taunts and perverts the wishes of all those seeking her legendary aid. Death, when it's part of the price, is usually preferable to the alternative asked.Despite this grim entertainment, Olivia seeks only one thing: her long-lost Alecsi. The lover, murderer, and guru who has left her alone these long ... Read more

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Deep in the umbral ruins of a defunct spiritualism school, the disembodied Olivia Cormier Spalding taunts and perverts the wishes of all those seeking her legendary aid. Death, when it's part of the price, is usually preferable to the alternative asked.Despite this grim entertainment, Olivia seeks only one thing: her long-lost Alecsi. The lover, murderer, and guru who has left her alone these long
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The Flesh Sutra

by Tim W Burke ...

"I love 'The Flesh Sutra!'" - Nancy Holder, NYT Best-Selling Horror AuthorIf all you have is power, even love will destroy.Would you mutilate mankind for love? That is the question of "The Flesh Sutra." In Fin de siècle Boston, the mystic healer Alecsi Keresh falls into the desperate embrace of his lover, Mrs. Olivia Spalding, as he is shot dead. In those final moments before the soul passes ... Read more

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"I love 'The Flesh Sutra!'" - Nancy Holder, NYT Best-Selling Horror AuthorIf all you have is power, even love will destroy.Would you mutilate mankind for love? That is the question of "The Flesh Sutra." In Fin de siècle Boston, the mystic healer Alecsi Keresh falls into the desperate embrace of his lover, Mrs. Olivia Spalding, as he is shot dead. In those final moments before the soul passes
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Boogie No More

by Tim W Burke ...

Crenshaw has to find Haynes! Haynes is a vital part of their Agoraphobia Support Group. When he sees Haynes dancing at the new Exso club, drinking their new cocktails and dancing their strange line dancing, Crenshaw is dismayed. How can he get Haynes back? What made Haynes change? Appeared in "Terra Incognita" magazine, Spring 1988 All ages, 2100 words, 10 pages ... Read more

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Crenshaw has to find Haynes! Haynes is a vital part of their Agoraphobia Support Group. When he sees Haynes dancing at the new Exso club, drinking their new cocktails and dancing their strange line dancing, Crenshaw is dismayed. How can he get Haynes back? What made Haynes change? Appeared in "Terra Incognita" magazine, Spring 1988 All ages, 2100 words, 10 pages
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Two Shows Daily

by Tim W Burke ...

I can barely leave my residence due to my nervous condition. How did I arrive at this vulgar magic theater? I abhor exploitative shows of the undead. How did I get this ticket?Originally appeared in "Weird Tales" magazine.Called "notable" by Ellen Datlow in "The Best Horror and Dark Fantasy 2004."Gaslit Dark Fantasy Short Story, PG-13, 5K words, 14 pages ... Read more

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I can barely leave my residence due to my nervous condition. How did I arrive at this vulgar magic theater? I abhor exploitative shows of the undead. How did I get this ticket?Originally appeared in "Weird Tales" magazine.Called "notable" by Ellen Datlow in "The Best Horror and Dark Fantasy 2004."Gaslit Dark Fantasy Short Story, PG-13, 5K words, 14 pages
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Fazgood and the Void Creature Conspiracy

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by Tim W Burke ...

Series Book 2 - The Mad Earl Chronicles
The farcical, romanticical misadventures of aging epic thief Earl Fazgood continue! His journey to his much-beloved Earldom and retirement takes him to a dour town whose local folklore conceals an appalling menace, created by fathomless powers from before The First Joke. Fazgood is confounded by growing ardor for Calzjha, his beautiful, throat-punching bodyguard. Amidst this chaos, weasel familiar ... Read more

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The farcical, romanticical misadventures of aging epic thief Earl Fazgood continue! His journey to his much-beloved Earldom and retirement takes him to a dour town whose local folklore conceals an appalling menace, created by fathomless powers from before The First Joke. Fazgood is confounded by growing ardor for Calzjha, his beautiful, throat-punching bodyguard. Amidst this chaos, weasel familiar
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Fazgood and the Obstreperous Moosecrab Caper

The Mad Earl Chronicles

by Tim W Burke ...

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Series Audiobook 1 - The Mad Earl Chronicles
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Secondary world fantasy comedy, PG-13, No cliffhanger.Follow the escapades of The Mad Earl Fazgood in this rollicking tale based on the should-be-true adventures of a delightfully bizarre nobleman run rampant.All seems straight-forward enough when Fazgood and his compatriots sail in search of his much beloved but ever-elusive moosecrab stew, despite everyone, everywhere wanting him dead for no ... Read more

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Secondary world fantasy comedy, PG-13, No cliffhanger.Follow the escapades of The Mad Earl Fazgood in this rollicking tale based on the should-be-true adventures of a delightfully bizarre nobleman run rampant.All seems straight-forward enough when Fazgood and his compatriots sail in search of his much beloved but ever-elusive moosecrab stew, despite everyone, everywhere wanting him dead for no
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