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“andre farant”

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  • The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher

    by Andre Farant ...
    In The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher, you will learn:What people, places and activities to avoidWhat clothes to wear, equipment to pack and weapons to seek outHow to best hide from, escape from, and fight off a SlasherFilled with life-saving advice and written in Oleander Flimus's no-bull style, The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher is the most useful and fun survival guide you will ever ... Read more

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  • Surviving Immortality

    by Andre Farant ...
    Montreal's grim reaper has vanished and the people of the city are no longer dying.Many Montrealers are elated by their new-found immortality, while others are terrified, but Roan Alten is plain confused when he is tapped to take up the reigns of the pale horse and bring balance to Montreal's flat-lining mortality rate.Now, Roan must deal with the other three Riders ("Horsemen" is an antiquated ... Read more

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  • Deer Lake: A Novel

    by Andre Farant ...
    Deer Lake is a hilarious crime thriller along the lines of Jaws—if Jaws had been authored by Carl Hiaasen or Janet Evanovich and set in Quebec cottage country.It includes a wannabe documentarian, a pair of semi-literate gun nuts, a billionaire who built his fortune on rubber reproductions of certain female body parts, a marble-mouthed reptile wrangler, a former lion-tamer turned TV star, and—oh, ... Read more

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  • Deepest Quiet: A Short Story

    by Andre Farant ...
    This odd, darkly funny short story is approximately 2100 words.Included with Deepest Quiet are the first three chapters of my novel, Deer Lake.Do let me know what you think! ... Read more

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  • Caroline: A Short Story

    by Andre Farant ...
    Caroline is a strange and darkly funny love story.It is a full-length short story and includes a bonus preview of my second novel, Surviving Immortality, available as of August, 2012.Please do leave a review and/or contact me. ... Read more

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  • Seafood and Other Stories

    by Andre Farant ...
    Included are five flash fiction stories:Burden; Seafood; The New Landlord; Out of Body; and Birth Day.Also included are the first three chapters of my novel, Deer Lake, also available on Smashwords.Please do let me know what you think! ... Read more

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  • Frozen Dinner

    by Andre Farant ...
    Got an e-reader? Why not feed it some Frozen Dinner?Lost in the Greenland desert, a man comes across a downed plane and is forced to make a decision that truly bites.A short story that blends humour with horror, Frozen Dinner is ready to serve in seconds and best enjoyed with a dark ale or California red. ... Read more

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  • High Art: A Short Story

    by Andre Farant ...
    High Art is a darkly humorous tale of revenge in the style of The Cask of Amontillado.Included with High Art is a preview of my first novel, Deer Lake, available as of February, 2012. ... Read more

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  • Toilet Tom: A Short Story

    by Andre Farant ...
    Toilet Tom is a darkly funny horror story which proves that some of the best surprises come from behind.Included with Toilet Tom is a preview of my second novel, Surviving Immortality, available on Smashwords as of August, 2012. ... Read more

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    by Christopher Lee Cousino ...
    Series Book 3 - Welcome to the Neighborhood
    Andrew Dean tried to do the right thing, to save a friend. What he did, instead, was get himself involved in a world he never knew existed. Now, he has unknowingly made an enemy of every person in his neighborhood. Or, that is, every monster posing as a person in the neighborhood. With all his new enemies ready to erase him from their community, will Andrew, his best friend Garrett the werewolf, ... Read more

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  • Box of Darkness

    by William Todd Rose ...
    From the dark and twisted imagination of author William Todd Rose comes twofree e-books guaranteed to thrill and delight. In each volume lies a mini-collection of stories which gives the reader a unique peek into the mind of the writer The Google+ Insider's Guide named as one of their top 32 authors to follow.Open the Box of Darkness to delve into a nightmare world of the macabre. Within these ... Read more

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  • Don't Let Her In

    by Adalind Monroe ...
    The quiet village of Czern Lesovitsa haunts the edge of the ominous Black Forest, but it's not the bleak shadows and eerie silence emanating from the woods that weigh on the villagers and drain the vibrancy from their dreams.What evil could rob people of their passion without driving them away? What keeps them living their colorless lives? And how can the chilling melody of little girl's lullaby ... Read more

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