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Hope Never Dies

An Obama Biden Mystery

by Andrew Shaffer ...

Series series Obama Biden Mysteries
**"[**Hope Never Dies is] an escapist fantasy that will likely appeal to liberals pining for the previous administration, longing for the Obama-Biden team to emerge from political retirement as action heroes."—Alexandra Alter, New York TimesNEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERVice President Joe Biden and President Barack Obama team up in this high-stakes thriller that combines a mystery wort... ... Read more

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**"[**Hope Never Dies is] an escapist fantasy that will likely appeal to liberals pining for the previous administration, longing for the Obama-Biden team to emerge from political retirement as action heroes."—Alexandra Alter, New York TimesNEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERVice President Joe Biden and President Barack Obama team up in this high-stakes thriller that combines a mystery wort...
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Secret Santa

by Andrew Shaffer ...

The Office meets Stephen King, dressed up in holiday tinsel, in this fun, festive, and frightening horror-comedy set during the horror publishing boom of the ’80s, by New York Times best-selling satirist Andrew Shaffer.Out of work for months, Lussi Meyer is desperate to work anywhere in publishing. Prestigious Blackwood-Patterson isn’t the perfect fit, but a bizarre set of circumstances leads to h ... Read more

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The Office meets Stephen King, dressed up in holiday tinsel, in this fun, festive, and frightening horror-comedy set during the horror publishing boom of the ’80s, by New York Times best-selling satirist Andrew Shaffer.Out of work for months, Lussi Meyer is desperate to work anywhere in publishing. Prestigious Blackwood-Patterson isn’t the perfect fit, but a bizarre set of circumstances leads to h
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Feel the Bern

A Bernie Sanders Mystery

by Andrew Shaffer ...

Who knew fighting for a living wage could be so deadly? Bernie Sanders and his Gen Z intern are drawn into a murder investigation in a small Vermont town in this hilarious spin on cozy mysteries from the New York Times bestselling author of Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery.Fall is bursting out all over Vermont, and while the rest of the Congress enjoys its recess, Senator Bernie Sanders has ... Read more

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Who knew fighting for a living wage could be so deadly? Bernie Sanders and his Gen Z intern are drawn into a murder investigation in a small Vermont town in this hilarious spin on cozy mysteries from the New York Times bestselling author of Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery.Fall is bursting out all over Vermont, and while the rest of the Congress enjoys its recess, Senator Bernie Sanders has
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Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So Is My Cat)

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For fans of SNL'S DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY and BILLY COLLINS, a new book of humor from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer.In his first full-length poetry collection featuring over five dozen new and selected poems, humorist Andrew Shaffer explores our modern world from Fortnite ("I don't care") to pretentious Instagram poets ("Lord Byron would have drunk wine from your hipster skull"). ... Read more

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For fans of SNL'S DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY and BILLY COLLINS, a new book of humor from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer.In his first full-length poetry collection featuring over five dozen new and selected poems, humorist Andrew Shaffer explores our modern world from Fortnite ("I don't care") to pretentious Instagram poets ("Lord Byron would have drunk wine from your hipster skull").
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Catsby: A Parody of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby

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Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies.As Dick soon learns, the truth is far stranger. Catsby is a "furry" who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick's cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie Brooklynite with a ... Read more

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Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies.As Dick soon learns, the truth is far stranger. Catsby is a "furry" who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick's cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie Brooklynite with a
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Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow)

by Andrew Shaffer ...

A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So is My Cat).Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn't know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur's look like they belong in the Louvre.From poignant odes to snack cakes ("The Last ... Read more

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A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So is My Cat).Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn't know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur's look like they belong in the Louvre.From poignant odes to snack cakes ("The Last
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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

A Parody

by Fanny Merkin, Andrew Shaffer ...

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge? ... Read more

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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?
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The Secret Pet

Bad Books for Bad Kids, #1

by Andrew Shaffer ...

Series Book 1 - Bad Books for Bad Kids
Étienne has a secret pet no one else can see . . . Étienne has a secret pet he feeds and feeds and feeds . . .A young French boy harbors a dark secret in this delightfully illustrated picture book from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer ("Mothman's Merry Cryptid Christmas").Funny and more than a tad disturbing, "The Secret Pet" is perfect for older children and adults who enjoy Edward Gorey, ... Read more

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Étienne has a secret pet no one else can see . . . Étienne has a secret pet he feeds and feeds and feeds . . .A young French boy harbors a dark secret in this delightfully illustrated picture book from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer ("Mothman's Merry Cryptid Christmas").Funny and more than a tad disturbing, "The Secret Pet" is perfect for older children and adults who enjoy Edward Gorey,
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Mothman's Merry Cryptid Christmas

Cryptid Holiday Classics, #1

by Andrew Shaffer ...

Series Book 1 - Cryptid Holiday Classics
A heartwarming picture book for children and adults featuring everyone's favorite flying cryptid from the New York Times bestselling author of HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARKNADO.Few have seen the West Virginia creature known as Mothman, but everyone agrees nothing good happens when he's around—there always seems to be an accident or some other mishap. Is he really an unlucky charm? Even he's unsure.When ... Read more

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A heartwarming picture book for children and adults featuring everyone's favorite flying cryptid from the New York Times bestselling author of HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARKNADO.Few have seen the West Virginia creature known as Mothman, but everyone agrees nothing good happens when he's around—there always seems to be an accident or some other mishap. Is he really an unlucky charm? Even he's unsure.When
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Hope Rides Again

An Obama Biden Mystery

by Andrew Shaffer ...

Series series Obama Biden Mysteries
In the sequel to the New York Times best-selling novel Hope Never Dies, Obama and Biden reprise their roles as BFFs-turned-detectives as they chase Obama's stolen cell phone through the streets of Chicago—and right into a vast conspiracy.Following a long but successful book tour, Joe Biden has one more stop before he can return home: Chicago. His old pal Barack Obama has invited h... ... Read more

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In the sequel to the New York Times best-selling novel Hope Never Dies, Obama and Biden reprise their roles as BFFs-turned-detectives as they chase Obama's stolen cell phone through the streets of Chicago—and right into a vast conspiracy.Following a long but successful book tour, Joe Biden has one more stop before he can return home: Chicago. His old pal Barack Obama has invited h...
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Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

by Andrew Shaffer ...

Even the most jaded of Hot Topic clerks will crack a smile at this morbidly funny joke book compiled by New York Times bestselling humorist and low-key goth Andrew Shaffer.This illustrated collection is perfect for Halloween—or anytime, really, since true goths know that every day is Halloween. ... Read more

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Even the most jaded of Hot Topic clerks will crack a smile at this morbidly funny joke book compiled by New York Times bestselling humorist and low-key goth Andrew Shaffer.This illustrated collection is perfect for Halloween—or anytime, really, since true goths know that every day is Halloween.
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Literary Rogues

A Scandalous History of Wayward Authors

by Andrew Shaffer ...

A Wildly Funny and Shockingly True Compendium of the Bad Boys (and Girls) of Western LiteratureRock stars, rappers, and actors haven't always had a monopoly on misbehaving. There was a time when authors fought with both words and fists, a time when poets were the ones living fast and dying young. This witty, insightful, and wildly entertaining narrative profiles the literary greats who wrote ... Read more

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A Wildly Funny and Shockingly True Compendium of the Bad Boys (and Girls) of Western LiteratureRock stars, rappers, and actors haven't always had a monopoly on misbehaving. There was a time when authors fought with both words and fists, a time when poets were the ones living fast and dying young. This witty, insightful, and wildly entertaining narrative profiles the literary greats who wrote
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