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    In 2019, I was going to turn fifty and had my midlife crisis by wallowing in the comic books I loved as a kid.I started buying comic books again. Not new comics. Hell no. I was keyed into old comics.The shit I read when I was a kid.When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I spent all my money on comic books. I would go to the local shop on Saturdays and buy a large wedge of books and spend the next ... Read more

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  • Santa Claus's Behavior Plan and Other ABA Inspired Essays

    How is the behavior plan Santa Claus wrote?To be honest. It can deal with a little bit of work. But don't worry, we have that covered. We have trained professionals in Applied Behavior Analysis to make it perfect. This small collection of essays deals with Santa, but also ABA Band names, ABA themed children's books and the precarious ways BCBAs eat.You should pick this up, because BCBAs need to be ... Read more

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  • And Then There Are Those Who Live in the Back of Old Books

    Finding a place to live is tough. There isn't a lot of places available, and when they are, they are crazy expensive. A group of punks and drop-outs have discovered the decent enough place to live: in the back of old paperbacks.It is simple living, but there is no rent. And because people ignore old books, they are pretty much left alone. They eat punctuation and hunt animals that are also loose ... Read more

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  • I Kind of Knew Edward Gorey

    David Macpherson knew the artist Edward Gorey. Well, he knew him a little bit. When David was a young man, he volunteered in the same place Edward Gorey did. This book is a memoir of that time in Cape Cod. It is also a meditation on the people we remember and the people we name drop. What makes a person worth name dropping? Is it acceptable to name drop an artist that you barely knew? ... Read more

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  • The Bad Writer's Guides to Useless Things Volume One

    So you want to be a successful bad writer. Well, who doesn't? We all want that sweet sweet hack writer money. And why shouldn't you have your piece of that cash pie?To get that lucre, we have compiled three of our best Bad Writer's Guides. They will aid you in your quest to being rich and barely talented. This is the goal. This is the dream.The first book is The Bad Writer's Book of Cliched ... Read more

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  • 503 Bad Writing Suggestions

    Bad writing doesn’t just happen. It takes time and effort. Bad writing is not something anyone can do. It requires a dedicated student to master the wrong turns and poor decisions that are necessary to excel in lousy work.There are many books and workshops that offer good writing advice. But none for bad writing advice. Where can we go to get the awful suggestion?Fret no more. We have spent years ... Read more

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  • Finish Your Fucking Book

    The Unfocused Writer's Guide, #2

    Series Book 2 - The Unfocused Writer's Guide
    How do you finish that book you've been working on?Simple. You finish it.I know. That is not great advice. But it's true. Let David Macpherson go through the ways you can get over yourself and finish your book.We are not saying that you are going to write a masterpiece. But you will have a finished book. It's about overcoming your fear and uncertainty.Writing is supposed to be fun. Finishing a ... Read more

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    So you want to be a successful bad writer. Well, who doesn't? We all want that sweet sweet hack writer money. And why shouldn't you have your piece of that cash pie?Being a successful bad writer is easy. So easy. It's like knowing your ABCs. And that is what we have here. It is all you need to know to be a fabulously bad writer, from A to Z. We have one helpful tidbit of goodness for every letter ... Read more

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  • The North Pole Hotline

    Wouldn't it be cool to call up Santa and find out what's going on up in the North Pole?You bet it would. And thanks to pay call system you were able to call up Santa and see how the preparation for Christmas will be. It cost fifty cents a minute, but it was worth it to get the skinny from Santa and the gang.But what would happen iif you called after Christmas? What would you hear? Would you hear ... Read more

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  • A Felt Cosmology

    The Ekphrasis Take-Away, #1

    Series Book 1 - The Ekphrasis Take-Away
    The universe is a woolly place.The universe is made of felt.The Big Bang was a soft though consistent annoyance.Dogs chase after runaway planets.When planets collide, it is okay because everything is felt.Neptunians are always cold and really just want to wear something cozy.And that's the thing. We want to be cozy.This issue of The Ekphrasis Take-Out is a cohesive collection of felt and the ... Read more

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  • Mama Cass's Golden Caramel Bar: An Examination of a Single Episode of The New Scooby Doo Movies.

    David Macpherson explores an hour long episode of Scooby Doo. This tale deals with Cass Elliot owning a haunted candy factory. Only Scooby and friends can save the day.This book examines aspects of the show, the need for guest stars in a Saturday morning cartoon and the joy and pain of limited animation.Mama Cass's Golden Caramel Bar is a funny, thorough exploration of something that was never ... Read more

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