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    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Twisted Holiday Specials
    Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . .Don't let her habit of constantly wearing bunny ears fool you. Charlee hates Easter. And she has good reason to.So, on the day before her 18th birthday, she wasn't expecting to meet the Easter Bunny, a person-sized gummi egg, and a large toad. But that's what happens when she and two ... Read more

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  • MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)

    Poniworld Chronicles, #1

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Poniworld Chronicles
    MachoPoni must rescue his girlfriend, Dust, from The Land of the Undead Ponies.Unfortunately, to do so, he must become one of the undead, himself.Along the way, he encounters a pony with a mohawk, the Chill-Aid Man (who's filled with blood), and the CuddleBears, (who have porcupine quills and like to give deadly hugs).(The illustrations are included inside the book.)This first volume of the ... Read more

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  • Dorothy vs. Alice: Crucify the Scarecrow (Book 1)

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Alice Loves Dorothy
    Dorothy (of Oz) and Alice (of Wonderland) used to be lovers. But that was in the past. Sometimes though, the past has a way of coming back to haunt you.In Alice’s case, that way is a tornado summoned to snatch her from the Outside World and bring her back to Munchkinland.Alice has absolutely no intention of getting back together with Dorothy. You see, Dorothy has changed…into a pervert, a sadistic ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Malice in Wonderland
    From the author of Dorothy vs. Alice comes this dementedly funny reimagining of the classic tale. Alice never left Wonderland. She's trapped. She's angry. And she wants revenge.The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasn't all "just a dream."It's a nightmare. A nightmare she can't escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while ... Read more

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  • SinEaster

    Twisted Holiday Specials, #1

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Twisted Holiday Specials
    Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . .Don't let her habit of constantly wearing bunny ears fool you. Charlee hates Easter. And she has good reason to. So, on the day before her 18th birthday, she wasn't expecting to meet the Easter Bunny, a person-sized gummi egg, and a large toad. But that's what happens when she and two ... Read more

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  • Malice in Wonderland Bundle 1: The First Trilogy & Prequel

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Malice in Wonderland Bundles
    From the author of Dorothy vs. Alice comes this dementedly funny reimagining of the classic tale. Alice never left Wonderland. She's trapped. She's angry. And she wants revenge.The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasn't all "just a dream."It's a nightmare. A nightmare she can't escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Jabberwocky Trilogy: Book One: Sing Me a Little-Girls-Goodbye

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 1 - Jabberwocky Trilogy
    The decapitated Jabberwock’s head is still functional—he just needs a new body.15-year-old Queen Malice wants to help her buddy, Jabby, as she likes to call him. And so she plans a quest to Jabberwock Valley, where most of the other jabberwocks live.But Jabby isn’t the only one they must help. Wonderland itself is in danger, because a creature known as the Snark threatens to reunite the monster ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 2 - Malice in Wonderland
    Either love her or die. . .Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest. But she must not kill again, for with each additional murder, her heart grows blacker, her thoughts, once sweet and innocent, grow more vengeful and cruel, and her tears, once magical, grow more poisonous.She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Malice Hates Fairy Tales #3

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 3 - Malice Hates Fairy Tales
    Malice has to save her friends from the fairy tale parasites infesting their souls.They have each been combined with the fairy tale that bit them. This has caused them to become hybrids—the Mad Hatter, for instance, is now half Cinderella.To drive the fairy tale portion out, Malice has to drive a stake through their hearts. So, ironically, to save them, Malice essentially has to fight and kill her ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • 666 Looks Like the Tears From My Eyes: A Sci Fi Short Story

    by Lotus Rose ...
    A futuristic tale about a black metal musician who is at risk of being assassinated by the "proper" people. By the author of Malice in Wonderland and SinEaster. Intended for mature audiences. This story is included in the collection, 5 Sci Fi Tales. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die

    by Lotus Rose ...
    Series Book 3 - Malice in Wonderland
    In part 3 of the trilogy, Alice wins the Vorpal Fist, a weapon whose special power is to rip out the hearts of those who love the person wearing it.Oh, and there’s a Russian roulette tea party and a shadow under a rainbow guillotine too!It all occurs during a twisted life-sized board game Malice the Heartless and Alice the Blackhearted find themselves trapped in. Who will win? And will Alice ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)

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    Series Book 7 - Poniworld Chronicles
    Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. But he wasn’t laughing the day a gang of waterskiing squirrels kidnapped his girlfriend. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice.And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into ... Read more

    $3.99 USD