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  • Audiobook

    Semi-Charmed Midlife

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 14 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    4 hours 34 min

    Welcome to my midlife. It’s a hot mess. It’s complicated. It’s hilarious. And, if I’m not careful, it’s going to kill me.The entity in charge of everything—and I mean everything—has lost Its ever-loving mind, and it’s up to me and my nearest and dearest to fix it. This deity is dangerous and out for blood—my daughter’s included.So, we’re going after it before it comes after us. I’ve called in the ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Someone Save My Midlife Tonight

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 13 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    5 hours 28 min

    I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again…Whoever said life begins at forty must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.Three funerals without the deceased present? Crisis.One wedding run by drag queens with questionable taste in music? Semi-crisis, but doable.Dead showing up on my porch who have already crossed over? Colossal sh*tshow.This is what forty looks like for me. But now I have ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Run for Your Midlife

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 9 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    6 hours 3 min

    Lately, my life has been a big, fat, hairy midlife crisis. I could really go for a boring day or three.Apparently, there’s no rest for the over-forty crowd.Yes, I have fabulous friends.Yes, I have a beautiful baby.Yes, the ghosts are coming back home. Yes, I’m in love with the Grim Reaper.However, that sexy Demon has got some major ’splainin’ to do … like his possible involvement in the shocking ... Read more

    $22.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Another Underworld

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 6 - Good to the Last Demon

    Unabridged

    3 hours 49 min

    What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she’s an immortal Demon Goddess and that she’s pissed off the wrong entity?A sitcom starring Demons and munchkins, of course.Is reality weirder than fiction?Yes. Yes it is.I just lived through a dream state mash-up of The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, and Survivor. You’d think I’d catch a break. You would be incorrect.After ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Switching Hour

    Magic and Mayhem, #1

    Series Book 1 - Magic and Mayhem
    Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge.Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions.So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission ... Read more

    Free

  • Audiobook

    My Big Fat Hairy Wedding

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    2 hours 16 min

    A forty-something Werewolf supermodel, five supernaturally screwed up bridesmaids, and a demonic mother of the groom determined to ruin the wedding.Awesome … not.How has my life come to this? Not sure who I screwed over in a past life to end up with a heinous mother-in-law who thinks my wedding is for her. If I didn’t love Chance more than myself—which is a lot—I’d rethink the entire hot mess ... Read more

    $14.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Generally Hospitable

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 7 - Good to the Last Demon

    Unabridged

    3 hours 25 min

    Being a forty-year-old former child star who finds out she’s an immortal Demon Goddess comes with challenges.Huge Challenges.One might think fighting the bad guy and coming out on top would earn me a vacation… One would be wrong. I’d stirred up a hornet’s nest that could end existence as we know it. Not my best move.I know more about acting than Goddess-ing, but that won’t stop me. I’m about to ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    A Leaner Meaner Midlife

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 11 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    4 hours 26 min

    I want to live my life in peace for a little while as opposed to pieces. I don’t know who I have to bribe to catch a break, but I’m willing to pay the big bucks.Apparently, no one got the memo. Midlife is one messy ride.Fine. I’m off to Lexington, Kentucky to find a self-proclaimed dragon who sports a mullet, beer belly, and delusions of Immortal grandeur. This time he’s gone too far. He’s messed ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Johnson Jones’ Diary

    Narrated by David Brenin ...
    Series Audiobook 5 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    3 hours 1 min

    A fabulous mash-up of three of my favorite characters from three of my favorite series?Umm… Yes, please!Johnson from My Big Fat hairy Wedding, Dwayne from Shift Happens and Zorro from Magic and Mayhem are hanging out together and having the time of their lives.Get ready for one wild and hilarious ride with Johnson Jones’ Diary—adventure, mistaken identities, love, fashion, belly laughs and of ... Read more

    $14.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    You May Be Write

    My So-Called Mystical Midlife Book 2

    Narrated by Hollis McCarthy ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    7 hours 31 min

    No one in their right freaking mind ever said midlife was magical.Apparently it is.Or at least mine is …Once upon a time there was a paranormal romance author who caught her husband in a compromising position. One divorce later, she’s free and ready to start her new life at forty-two.Right?Wrong.Divorced idiot ex: CheckSaved idiot ex from getting murdered by his new nasty gal pal: CheckIdiot ex ... Read more

    $16.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    9 hours 11 min

    Whoever said life begins at forty must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good.But as they say, all good things come to an end. I’d honestly love to know who “they” are and rip them a new one.One year ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    All the Write Moves

    Narrated by Hollis McCarthy ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    5 hours 38 min

    Going to Hell has never been on my bucket list … until now.The fact that I can speak that sentence without laughing or losing my mind is absurd. However, my life has veered into a very tricky tale that rivals any of my books.The villain has been banished. I’ve written her right into an infernal doom. Unfortunately, a few of my very dear friends, fictional and real, have been caught up in the ... Read more

    $16.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus