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Ricky's Hand

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A Florida paparazzo slowly loses his mind—and his hands—in this violent, laugh-out-loud body horror novel from the Emmy Award-winning writer of Veep.Ricky Smart is a nobody, a Miami Beach paparazzo who scrapes a living snapping celebs. One day Ricky wakes up and realizes there’s something wrong with his hand. It’s not his hand. In fact, it’s someone else’s hand. How does he know it’s not his? ... Read more

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A Florida paparazzo slowly loses his mind—and his hands—in this violent, laugh-out-loud body horror novel from the Emmy Award-winning writer of Veep.Ricky Smart is a nobody, a Miami Beach paparazzo who scrapes a living snapping celebs. One day Ricky wakes up and realizes there’s something wrong with his hand. It’s not his hand. In fact, it’s someone else’s hand. How does he know it’s not his?
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Imagine a Friend

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When Louie met Marcie, he knew they'd be friends for the rest of their lives. But he was only half right.What do you do when your best friend can't see you any more?Like, literally.And what do you do when your friend isn't there for you - because one of you isn't anywhere at all?Imagine a Friend by Emmy Award winning writer David Quantick is a story about happiness, friendship - and being ... Read more

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When Louie met Marcie, he knew they'd be friends for the rest of their lives. But he was only half right.What do you do when your best friend can't see you any more?Like, literally.And what do you do when your friend isn't there for you - because one of you isn't anywhere at all?Imagine a Friend by Emmy Award winning writer David Quantick is a story about happiness, friendship - and being
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Night Train

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From Emmy Award–winning author David Quantick, Night Train is a science-fiction horror story like no other.A woman wakes up, frightened and alone. The room shaking and jumping like it’s alive. The noise is terrifying. Where is she? Stumbling through a door, she realizes she is on a train carriage. A carriage full of the dead. A personal hell unfolding in an apocalyptic future.This is Night Train, ... Read more

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From Emmy Award–winning author David Quantick, Night Train is a science-fiction horror story like no other.A woman wakes up, frightened and alone. The room shaking and jumping like it’s alive. The noise is terrifying. Where is she? Stumbling through a door, she realizes she is on a train carriage. A carriage full of the dead. A personal hell unfolding in an apocalyptic future.This is Night Train,
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All My Colors

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A horror revenge parody with echoes of The Twilight Zone, from the “smart, funny, and unique” Emmy-winning writer of Veep (Neil Gaiman).When an aspiring writer—and well-known jerk—plagiarizes a book only he seems to remember, he’s dogged by consequences straight out of a horror novel.It is March 1979 in DeKalb Illinois. Todd Milstead is a wannabe writer, a serial adulterer, and a jerk—only ... Read more

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A horror revenge parody with echoes of The Twilight Zone, from the “smart, funny, and unique” Emmy-winning writer of Veep (Neil Gaiman).When an aspiring writer—and well-known jerk—plagiarizes a book only he seems to remember, he’s dogged by consequences straight out of a horror novel.It is March 1979 in DeKalb Illinois. Todd Milstead is a wannabe writer, a serial adulterer, and a jerk—only
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The Hyena

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From Emmy Award winning writer David Quantick, The Hyena is a surrealist alternate history novel full of twists and big hearts.The Hyena is the story of Deborah Parkinson, the greatest artist you never heard of. Artist, lover, mother, friend-but never muse-Deborah is a woman whose story spans cities and continents, legends and geniuses.From Paris to New York and from Kahlo to Dali, this is the ... Read more

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From Emmy Award winning writer David Quantick, The Hyena is a surrealist alternate history novel full of twists and big hearts.The Hyena is the story of Deborah Parkinson, the greatest artist you never heard of. Artist, lover, mother, friend-but never muse-Deborah is a woman whose story spans cities and continents, legends and geniuses.From Paris to New York and from Kahlo to Dali, this is the
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Night Train

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A science fiction horror story like no other—from the Emmy Award-winning author of Veep hailed by Neil Gaiman as “smart, funny, and unique.”A woman finds herself on the ride of a lifetime in this “dark, nightmarish journey into a brand-new sort of Twilight Zone . . . breathless, frantic and creepy as hell” (Christopher Golden, New York Times**–bestselling author).**A woman wakes up, frightened and ... Read more

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A science fiction horror story like no other—from the Emmy Award-winning author of Veep hailed by Neil Gaiman as “smart, funny, and unique.”A woman finds herself on the ride of a lifetime in this “dark, nightmarish journey into a brand-new sort of Twilight Zone . . . breathless, frantic and creepy as hell” (Christopher Golden, New York Times**–bestselling author).**A woman wakes up, frightened and
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Grumpy Old Men

A Manual for the British Malcontent

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At last! A comprehensive, handy guide for the misery-guts in your life.Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone. Grumpy Old Men is an annotated, cross-referenced and fully illustrated manual for malcontents everywhere: the comprehensive Gripes of Wrath.A compilation of gripes and grumbles, illustrated with blood-boiling images such as ... Read more

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At last! A comprehensive, handy guide for the misery-guts in your life.Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone. Grumpy Old Men is an annotated, cross-referenced and fully illustrated manual for malcontents everywhere: the comprehensive Gripes of Wrath.A compilation of gripes and grumbles, illustrated with blood-boiling images such as
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The Dangerous Book for Middle-Aged Men

A Manual for Managing Mid-Life Crisis

by David Quantick ...

So your husband/boyfriend/partner (delete as necessary) has just tipped over 35/40/45/50 (delete as necessary) and you can see that he's not quite as keen on Emmerdale as he once was. He's started to dress with his jeans hoiked too high like his hero Jeremy Clarkson and he's bought a home gym - the one recommended by George Clooney. Then there are those Harley Davison brochures delivered in brown ... Read more

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So your husband/boyfriend/partner (delete as necessary) has just tipped over 35/40/45/50 (delete as necessary) and you can see that he's not quite as keen on Emmerdale as he once was. He's started to dress with his jeans hoiked too high like his hero Jeremy Clarkson and he's bought a home gym - the one recommended by George Clooney. Then there are those Harley Davison brochures delivered in brown
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Grumpy Old Men

New Year, Same Old Crap

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Following the phenomenal success of ‘Grumpy Old Men’, and ‘Grumpy Old Men on Holiday’, the guru of grump, David Quantick, takes a stand for miserable slobs everywhere against the self-help motivational mafia and keep-fit claptrap. The ultimate in stress-relief for the 21st-Century Grouch.Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone.Do you ... Read more

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Following the phenomenal success of ‘Grumpy Old Men’, and ‘Grumpy Old Men on Holiday’, the guru of grump, David Quantick, takes a stand for miserable slobs everywhere against the self-help motivational mafia and keep-fit claptrap. The ultimate in stress-relief for the 21st-Century Grouch.Are you an irritable, crabby, cantankerous, malcontented old grump? Well relax, because you're not alone.Do you
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How to Write Everything

by David Quantick ...

Series series The Writer's Toolkit
How To Write Everything is the ultimate writer's handbook. It tells you about every aspect of writing, from having an idea to getting the idea out into the world and getting paid for it, too. It covers everything from journalism to screen-writing, from speeches to sketches, from sitcoms to novels. With thirty years' experience as an award-winning script-writer, journalist, author and broadcaster ... Read more

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How To Write Everything is the ultimate writer's handbook. It tells you about every aspect of writing, from having an idea to getting the idea out into the world and getting paid for it, too. It covers everything from journalism to screen-writing, from speeches to sketches, from sitcoms to novels. With thirty years' experience as an award-winning script-writer, journalist, author and broadcaster
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Quantick's Quite Difficult Quiz Book

by David Quantick ...

'Best quiz book ever'HARRY HILL'Quantick is the Captain Beefheart of quizzing'MARK BILLINGHAM'The antidote to every deathly dull pub quiz you've ever been to. This is how a quiz book should be written - where having fun is the most important outcome'GARY WIGGLESWORTH, author of The Book Lover's Quiz BookDistinctive, unusual, difficult, but spectacularly entertaining, this quiz b... ... Read more

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'Best quiz book ever'HARRY HILL'Quantick is the Captain Beefheart of quizzing'MARK BILLINGHAM'The antidote to every deathly dull pub quiz you've ever been to. This is how a quiz book should be written - where having fun is the most important outcome'GARY WIGGLESWORTH, author of The Book Lover's Quiz BookDistinctive, unusual, difficult, but spectacularly entertaining, this quiz b...
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Grumpy Old Men on Holiday (Text Only)

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Following the phenomenal success of Grumpy Old Men, the quintessential grumpy old man, David Quantick, has taken a well-deserved holiday. But no matter where you go, there is always something to moan about.You're stuck behind endless caravans on the M4, waiting for a non-existent filthy train, hanging around looking at crap luggage in an airport. Is it going to be worth the effort? Of course is b* ... Read more

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Following the phenomenal success of Grumpy Old Men, the quintessential grumpy old man, David Quantick, has taken a well-deserved holiday. But no matter where you go, there is always something to moan about.You're stuck behind endless caravans on the M4, waiting for a non-existent filthy train, hanging around looking at crap luggage in an airport. Is it going to be worth the effort? Of course is b*
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