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Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

45 min

Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor. "Reluctant students will have no trouble ... Read more

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Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor. "Reluctant students will have no trouble
... Read more
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Mr. Macky Is Wacky!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

49 min

Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports. ... Read more

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Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports.
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Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty Great

by Bob Shea ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Unabridged

5 min

Hi, I’m Goat.Things were just fine around here until UNICORN showed up.So what if he can fly?Or make it rain cupcakes?And turn stuff into gold?Big deal.I can do some cool stuff too, like …Hey! What are you doing? Why are you opening the book?He’s just going to tell you how great he is. Blah, blah, blah.Go ahead. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.Dopey Unicorn. ... Read more

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Hi, I’m Goat.Things were just fine around here until UNICORN showed up.So what if he can fly?Or make it rain cupcakes?And turn stuff into gold?Big deal.I can do some cool stuff too, like …Hey! What are you doing? Why are you opening the book?He’s just going to tell you how great he is. Blah, blah, blah.Go ahead. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.Dopey Unicorn.
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Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants

by Stephan Pastis ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series Timmy Failure
Unabridged

2 hours 27 min

In the sixth book in Stephan Pastis’s hilarious series, Timmy is being threatened and must rely on his new partner to solve the mystery—and possibly save his life!Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave—if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn’t take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking ... Read more

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In the sixth book in Stephan Pastis’s hilarious series, Timmy is being threatened and must rely on his new partner to solve the mystery—and possibly save his life!Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave—if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn’t take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking
... Read more

Also available as: eBook
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Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

49 min

Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement. ". will satisfy newly confident as ... Read more

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Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement. ". will satisfy newly confident as
... Read more
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Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

by Stephan Pastis ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series Timmy Failure
Unabridged

2 hours 44 min

**“An endearingly pathetic antihero with delusions of greatness. … Seldom has failure been so likable—or so funny.”—**The Wall Street JournalTake Timmy Failure—the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. Add his impressively lazy business partner, a very large polar bear named Total, and what you have is Total Failure, Inc. From the ... Read more

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**“An endearingly pathetic antihero with delusions of greatness. … Seldom has failure been so likable—or so funny.”—**The Wall Street JournalTake Timmy Failure—the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. Add his impressively lazy business partner, a very large polar bear named Total, and what you have is Total Failure, Inc. From the
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Timmy Failure: Zero to Hero

by Stephan Pastis ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith, Landon G. Woodson ...

Series series Timmy Failure
Unabridged

2 hours 22 min

The prequel to the New York Times best-selling series that’s now a movie on Disney+!Timmy Failure is not just any detective—he is the greatest detective in his town, perhaps the nation. He is so famous that there have been seven books written about his life. Plus a movie. And so he has agreed to provide the world with his extraordinary origin story, as dictated to his biographer and best friend, ... Read more

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The prequel to the New York Times best-selling series that’s now a movie on Disney+!Timmy Failure is not just any detective—he is the greatest detective in his town, perhaps the nation. He is so famous that there have been seven books written about his life. Plus a movie. And so he has agreed to provide the world with his extraordinary origin story, as dictated to his biographer and best friend,
... Read more

Also available as: eBook
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Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

by Stephan Pastis ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series Timmy Failure
Unabridged

2 hours 43 min

**“At times laugh-out-loud funny, then disarmingly sweet, Timmy’s brand of failure continues to succeed with style.”—**BooklistBehold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In his fourth escapade, Timmy Failure is forced to hit the road on a cross-country trip that includes Timmy’s mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It ... Read more

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Also available as: eBook

**“At times laugh-out-loud funny, then disarmingly sweet, Timmy’s brand of failure continues to succeed with style.”—**BooklistBehold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In his fourth escapade, Timmy Failure is forced to hit the road on a cross-country trip that includes Timmy’s mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It
... Read more

Also available as: eBook
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Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

44 min

Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out-so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever! ... Read more

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Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out-so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever!
... Read more
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Timmy Failure: We Meet Again

by Stephan Pastis ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series Timmy Failure
Unabridged

2 hours 27 min

**“Pastis’s lovely balance of quirky cartooning and quick-moving text makes this an enjoyable, laugh-out-loud read. … A perfect go-to for reluctant readers.”—**School Library JournalHis name is Failure, Timmy Failure. His detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. In this, the third volume of his memoirs, Timmy Failure will reveal how he will triumph over ... Read more

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Also available as: eBook

**“Pastis’s lovely balance of quirky cartooning and quick-moving text makes this an enjoyable, laugh-out-loud read. … A perfect go-to for reluctant readers.”—**School Library JournalHis name is Failure, Timmy Failure. His detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. In this, the third volume of his memoirs, Timmy Failure will reveal how he will triumph over
... Read more

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Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done

by Stephan Pastis ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series Timmy Failure
Unabridged

2 hours 29 min

**“Puns, plays-on-words, and clever comedic timing will result in laugh-out-loud moments.”—**School Library JournalThe clueless, comically self-confident detective Timmy Failure is about to crack the biggest case of his generation: a school competition to find a stolen globe. But someone is clearly trying to game the system. Hoodwink. Con. Defraud. Timmy, with the dubious help of his lazy polar ... Read more

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Also available as: eBook

**“Puns, plays-on-words, and clever comedic timing will result in laugh-out-loud moments.”—**School Library JournalThe clueless, comically self-confident detective Timmy Failure is about to crack the biggest case of his generation: a school competition to find a stolen globe. But someone is clearly trying to game the system. Hoodwink. Con. Defraud. Timmy, with the dubious help of his lazy polar
... Read more

Also available as: eBook
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Mrs. Patty Is Batty!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

53 min

A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted. ... Read more

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A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted.
... Read more