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Boots on Puss and Other Varied Tales

by John Beach ...

This collection includes reworkings (not necessarily improvements) of Puss in Boots, The Tinderbox, Rumpelstiltskin, The Ugly Duckling, Sleeping Beauty, Snow-White Red-Rose, Thumbelina, The Old Man and his Grandson, Hansel and Gretel, Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, and Jack and the Beanstalk. ... Read more

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This collection includes reworkings (not necessarily improvements) of Puss in Boots, The Tinderbox, Rumpelstiltskin, The Ugly Duckling, Sleeping Beauty, Snow-White Red-Rose, Thumbelina, The Old Man and his Grandson, Hansel and Gretel, Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, and Jack and the Beanstalk.
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Lady of Death : The True Story of Russia's Greatest Female Sniper

by John Beach ...

“I wear my uniform with honor. It has the Order of Lenin on it. It has been covered in blood in battle. It is plain to see that with American women what is important is whether they wear silk underwear under their uniforms. What the uniform stands for, they have yet to learn”. - 'Lady Death', Lyudmila PavlichenkoThe name Lyudmila Mykhiliuna Pavlichenko is a name not often heard when the discussion ... Read more

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“I wear my uniform with honor. It has the Order of Lenin on it. It has been covered in blood in battle. It is plain to see that with American women what is important is whether they wear silk underwear under their uniforms. What the uniform stands for, they have yet to learn”. - 'Lady Death', Lyudmila PavlichenkoThe name Lyudmila Mykhiliuna Pavlichenko is a name not often heard when the discussion
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Value Received

by John Beach ...

Tedford Theodore and Tanjakwunu discover gold on their property near Almont, Colorado, but they also realize that United States' mining laws will award this gold to their neighbors, The Devil's Own Mining Company. Believing the law unfair, the two middle-aged friends decide to work the mine secretly at night. They risk imprisonment or worse: other miners in the area have recently turned up dead. ... Read more

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Tedford Theodore and Tanjakwunu discover gold on their property near Almont, Colorado, but they also realize that United States' mining laws will award this gold to their neighbors, The Devil's Own Mining Company. Believing the law unfair, the two middle-aged friends decide to work the mine secretly at night. They risk imprisonment or worse: other miners in the area have recently turned up dead.
... Read more
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Zombie Butts From Uranus!

by Andy Griffiths ...

Narrated by John Beach ...

Abridged

2 hours 27 min

A heart-stopping, nostril-burning sequel to the international bestseller The Day My Butt Went Psycho! Find out what happens when butts attack . . . from outer space!In the deepest, darkest corner of the solar system lies an enemy more terrifying than the people of Earth could imagine. Vicious warriors who will let nothing stand in the way of their crusade for galactic domination. They're cunning. ... Read more

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A heart-stopping, nostril-burning sequel to the international bestseller The Day My Butt Went Psycho! Find out what happens when butts attack . . . from outer space!In the deepest, darkest corner of the solar system lies an enemy more terrifying than the people of Earth could imagine. Vicious warriors who will let nothing stand in the way of their crusade for galactic domination. They're cunning.
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One Johnny Reappear

by John Beach ...

One Johnny Reappear is a structured poetry collection by John J. Beach that centers on his thirty-five-year engagement with the terzanelle poetic form. As a mathematical homage to the "one-third" principle of the terza rima from which the form is derived, the book is organized into three distinct sections of 25 poems each. The Faith section sequentially explores his formative childhood memories ... Read more

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One Johnny Reappear is a structured poetry collection by John J. Beach that centers on his thirty-five-year engagement with the terzanelle poetic form. As a mathematical homage to the "one-third" principle of the terza rima from which the form is derived, the book is organized into three distinct sections of 25 poems each. The Faith section sequentially explores his formative childhood memories
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The Area Known as Bellington

The Ventures of Cynthia Veil

by John Beach ...

Series series The Ventures of Cynthia Veil
In Bellington, Minnesota in 1980, teenagers Cynthia Veil and Robert McKellen navigate the turbulent waters of adolescence against a backdrop of small-town dynamics, emerging technologies, and societal shifts. Cynthia, a thoughtful planner, seeks to connect with her grandfather, hoping to stimulate his mind and slow his worsening dementia. Robert, a newcomer bearing past scars, yearns for belonging ... Read more

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In Bellington, Minnesota in 1980, teenagers Cynthia Veil and Robert McKellen navigate the turbulent waters of adolescence against a backdrop of small-town dynamics, emerging technologies, and societal shifts. Cynthia, a thoughtful planner, seeks to connect with her grandfather, hoping to stimulate his mind and slow his worsening dementia. Robert, a newcomer bearing past scars, yearns for belonging
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Ghosthunters and the Incredibly Revolting Ghost

by Cornelia Funke ...

Narrated by John Beach ...

Series Audiobook 1 - Ghosthunters
Unabridged

2 hours 2 min

It’s an icky, sticky situation…Look out for ghost goo! Dripping sticky green slime wherever it goes, an “ASG” (that’s Averagely Spooky Ghost) is hiding out in Tom’s cellar. Why? Because it’s being haunted, too — by a much bigger, way badder Incredibly Revolting Ghost (“IRG,” for anyone new to ghouls). And the IRG is the kind of ghost that uses its head — as a ginormous bellowing bowling ball, ... Read more

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It’s an icky, sticky situation…Look out for ghost goo! Dripping sticky green slime wherever it goes, an “ASG” (that’s Averagely Spooky Ghost) is hiding out in Tom’s cellar. Why? Because it’s being haunted, too — by a much bigger, way badder Incredibly Revolting Ghost (“IRG,” for anyone new to ghouls). And the IRG is the kind of ghost that uses its head — as a ginormous bellowing bowling ball,
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The Ventures of Cynthia Veil, #1

by John Beach ...

Series Book 1 - The Ventures of Cynthia Veil
Up until now, Cynthia Veil has been proactive in seeking firsthand experiences. However, as she turns 14, Cyndi realizes she's facing tougher decisions and must make greater sacrifices. Her world becomes more cluttered and complicated with the arrival of the new boy next door, Robert McKellen. To add to her challenges, one of Cyndi's closest friends begins to distance herself after an unsettling ... Read more

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Up until now, Cynthia Veil has been proactive in seeking firsthand experiences. However, as she turns 14, Cyndi realizes she's facing tougher decisions and must make greater sacrifices. Her world becomes more cluttered and complicated with the arrival of the new boy next door, Robert McKellen. To add to her challenges, one of Cyndi's closest friends begins to distance herself after an unsettling
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The Day My Butt Went Psycho

by Andy Griffiths ...

Narrated by John Beach ...

Abridged

1 hour 56 min

A story that you and your butt will never forget!Join Zack on his epic journey across the Great Windy Desert and through the Brown Forest, to reclaim his runaway butt.(Based on a true story.) ... Read more

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A story that you and your butt will never forget!Join Zack on his epic journey across the Great Windy Desert and through the Brown Forest, to reclaim his runaway butt.(Based on a true story.)
... Read more
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Ghosthunters and the Muddy Monster of Doom

by Cornelia Funke ...

Narrated by John Beach ...

Series Audiobook 4 - Ghosthunters
Unabridged

2 hours 41 min

To earn his Ghosthunting Diploma, Tom’s got to nab a deadly Twelfth Messenger. But while on the hunt in the haunted town of Bogpool, Tom stumbles into the mucked-up lair of a mud-loving minotaur who has an entire army of ghosts at his command. Suddenly there’s a lot more at stake than Tom’s graduation. This raging beast is dead-set on doomsday–and that’s no bull! ... Read more

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To earn his Ghosthunting Diploma, Tom’s got to nab a deadly Twelfth Messenger. But while on the hunt in the haunted town of Bogpool, Tom stumbles into the mucked-up lair of a mud-loving minotaur who has an entire army of ghosts at his command. Suddenly there’s a lot more at stake than Tom’s graduation. This raging beast is dead-set on doomsday–and that’s no bull!
... Read more
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Ghosthunters and the Gruesome Invincible Lightning Ghost

by Cornelia Funke ...

Narrated by John Beach ...

Series Audiobook 2 - Ghosthunters
Unabridged

1 hour 54 min

Can Tom and the team “dampen the spirit”–permanently!–of a fiery phantom, or are they about to get burned?Boy hero Tom, Hugo the Averagely Spooky Ghost, and famed ghoul hunter Hetty Hyssop have formed an agency dedicated to dealing with difficult apparitions. No spook can defeat them–until their too close encounter with a Gruesome Invincible Lightning Ghost.This superheated specter (or “GILIG,” in ... Read more

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Can Tom and the team “dampen the spirit”–permanently!–of a fiery phantom, or are they about to get burned?Boy hero Tom, Hugo the Averagely Spooky Ghost, and famed ghoul hunter Hetty Hyssop have formed an agency dedicated to dealing with difficult apparitions. No spook can defeat them–until their too close encounter with a Gruesome Invincible Lightning Ghost.This superheated specter (or “GILIG,” in
... Read more
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Ghosthunters and the Totally Moldy Baroness!

by Cornelia Funke ...

Narrated by John Beach ...

Series Audiobook 3 - Ghosthunters
Unabridged

1 hour 50 min

Horrifying things are happening at Gloomsburg Castle. To begin with, the creepy place is crawling with Tiny Biting Ghosts (or “TIBIGs,” in official ghosthunter code). And now it appears as if the murderous spirit of a brutal Baroness has taken hold of the land-lady, infecting her with a killer case of hic–hic–hiccups!Of course Hugo the Averagely Spooky Ghost is instantly smitten with Her Hideous ... Read more

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Horrifying things are happening at Gloomsburg Castle. To begin with, the creepy place is crawling with Tiny Biting Ghosts (or “TIBIGs,” in official ghosthunter code). And now it appears as if the murderous spirit of a brutal Baroness has taken hold of the land-lady, infecting her with a killer case of hic–hic–hiccups!Of course Hugo the Averagely Spooky Ghost is instantly smitten with Her Hideous
... Read more