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Books narrated by John Waters

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  • Mr. Know-It-All

    The Tarnished Wisdom of a Filth Elder

    by John Waters ...
    No one knows more about everything—especially everything rude, clever, and offensively compelling—than John Waters. The man in the pencil-thin mustache, auteur of the transgressive movie classics Pink Flamingos, Polyester, Hairspray, Cry-Baby, and A Dirty Shame, is one of the world’s great sophisticates, and in Mr. Know-It-All he serves it up raw: how to fail upward in Hollywood; how to develop ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • Role Models

    by John Waters ...
    Role Models is a personal invitation into one of the most unique, perverse, and hilarious artistic minds of our time.From the incomparable John Waters, a paean to the power of subversive inspiration that will delight, amuse, enrich—and happily horrify readers everywhere.Role Models is, in fact, a self-portrait told through intimate profiles of favorite personalities—some famous, some unknown, some ... Read more

    $16.99 CAD

  • Carsick

    John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

    by John Waters ...
    Carsick is the New York Times bestselling chronicle of a cross-country hitchhiking journey with America's most beloved weirdo.John Waters is putting his life on the line. Armed with wit, a pencil-thin mustache, and a cardboard sign that reads "I'm Not Psycho," he hitchhikes across America from Baltimore to San Francisco, braving lonely roads and treacherous drivers. But who should we be more ... Read more

    $2.99 CAD

  • Crackpot

    The Obsessions of

    by John Waters ...
    An outrageous collection from the uniquely legendary John Waters, updated with new material—including Waters’s 2002 New York Times article, “Finally, Footlights on the Fat Girls.”Crackpot, originally released in 1986, is John Waters’s brilliantly entertaining litany of odd and fascinating people, places, and things. From Baltimore to Los Angeles, from William Castle to Pia Zadora, from the ... Read more

    $19.50 CAD

  • Flamingos Forever

    A Screenplay

    by John Waters ...
    One part of John Waters’ iconic Trash Trilogy, Flamingos Forever is a dark-comedy screenplay about a drag queen trying to retain her title of “Filthiest Person in the World.”Fifteen years after the events of Pink Flamingos, Babs Johnson returns to Baltimore from a life spent largely in bus station lavatories, only to find that she once again has to fight for the right to claim the title of “World ... Read more

    $13.99 CAD

  • Audiobook

    Ever After All

    A Fireweed Harbor Novel

    by J.H. Croix ...
    Narrated by John Solo, Ruby Stillwaters ...
    Series series Fireweed Harbor Series

    Unabridged

    4 hours 55 min

    We got married in Vegas after only one night. I'm in love with her, and she doesn't even know it.RosieWyatt Cannon is all that and then some. Hotshot firefighter, seriously easy on the eyes, and knows his way around . . . well, me. We had a fling a few years ago and no one knows. I never meant for anything to happen again. But I never could back down from a dare. I woke up married. I'd like to ... Read more

    $21.97 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    The John Waters Screenplay Collection

    Hairspray; Pink Flamingos; Flamingos Forever; Female Trouble; Desperate Living; Multiple Maniacs

    by John Waters ...
    Narrated by John Waters ...

    Unabridged

    9 hours 44 min

    "As [John] Waters narrates the screenplays of six of his movies, his over-the-top style is outrageous...Waters performs with great gusto, making the surreal, the disgusting, and the absurd weirdly entertaining." — Kirkus (Earphones Award Winner)A collection of John Waters essential screenplays, adapted for audio. Listen as Waters himself acts out each role in the most delightfully deranged and ... Read more

    $35.99 CAD

  • Liarmouth

    A Feel-Bad Romance, A Novel

    by John Waters ...
    A hilariously filthy tale of sex, crime, and family dysfunction from the brilliantly twisted mind of John Waters, the legendary filmmaker and bestselling author of Mr. Know-It-All.Marsha Sprinkle: Suitcase thief. Scammer. Master of disguise. Dogs and children hate her. Her own family wants her dead. She's smart, she's desperate, she's disturbed, and she's on the run with a big chip on her shoulder ... Read more

    $15.19 CAD

  • Desperate Living

    A Screenplay

    by John Waters ...
    A grotesque and hilarious satire about the American dream, suburban living, and the corrupting influence of power, set in a world that could only have sprung from the unhinged and brilliant mind of John Waters.On the verge of a suburban mental health crisis, frazzled and wildly unstable housewife Peggy (immortalized by Mink Stole on-screen) runs away from home with her maid and partner in crime, ... Read more

    $13.99 CAD

  • Multiple Maniacs

    A Screenplay

    by John Waters ...
    A very John Waters traveling show, replete with freaks, robbery, murder, sex, blasphemy, and savage shellfish—a lurid, surreal celebration of camp and trash.The Cavalcade of Perversion is a traveling show run by Lady Divine and a crew of her fellow degenerates. They have to drag suburban housewives into each vile, tasteless performance—only to rob them at gunpoint at the end of each show. When ... Read more

    $13.99 CAD

  • Female Trouble

    A Screenplay

    by John Waters ...
    **“Burroughs famously dubbed Waters the Pope of Trash. Female Trouble, we might say, is his Summa Trashologica.”—**Ed Halter, The Criterion CollectionIt all goes to hell when Baltimore bad girl Dawn Davenport doesn’t get the cha-cha heels she’s been demanding for Christmas. In this hilarious, irreverent, pyrotechnic melee of high-trash hijinks, Dawn ruins Christmas, skips town, and embarks on a ... Read more

    $13.99 CAD

  • Hairspray

    A Screenplay

    by John Waters ...
    A feel-good fable and an enduring critique of conformity told with true John Waters flair.Tracy Turnblad, a spunky, full-figured Baltimore teen, wants nothing more than to be a featured dancer on The Corny Collins Show. So when she gets chosen to be on the air, it seems like all her dreams are about to come true. But when she and some of the Black cast of the show try to integrate the segregated ... Read more

    $13.99 CAD